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 Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:07 am Post subject: A Better Joke |
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There was a wise old Indian and the time had come for him to name his three Son's.
His Youngest son begged "What you gunna call mi dad, what yer gunna call me?"
"wait your turn" The Indian replies
He turns to his eldest Son and say's "Son, I'm going to call you White Bear, because you
are strong and wise and you will look over your brothers should anything happen to me".
"WHAT ABOUT ME DAD? WHAT'S MY NAME?". Shouts his youngest Son.
"I told you to wait your turn" replies The Indian
He turns to his Middle Son.
"DAD CAN I HAVE MY NAME NOW? CAN I? CAN I?" Screams his youngest Son
"NOT YET" Shouts the Indian
He tells his Middle Son "Son, I'm going to call you Golden Eagle as you will sour through
life with grace and intelligence......".
"DAD ITS MY TURN NOW, WHAT'S MY NAME?". Interrupts the youngest Son.
"Little Twat".
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Bumpy
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:00 am Post subject: Re: A Better Joke |
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SexyBitch wrote in message ...
| Quote: | There was a wise old Indian and the time had come for him to name his three
Son's.
His Youngest son begged "What you gunna call mi dad, what yer gunna call
me?"
"wait your turn" The Indian replies
He turns to his eldest Son and say's "Son, I'm going to call you White
Bear, because you
are strong and wise and you will look over your brothers should anything
happen to me".
"WHAT ABOUT ME DAD? WHAT'S MY NAME?". Shouts his youngest Son.
"I told you to wait your turn" replies The Indian
He turns to his Middle Son.
"DAD CAN I HAVE MY NAME NOW? CAN I? CAN I?" Screams his youngest Son
"NOT YET" Shouts the Indian
He tells his Middle Son "Son, I'm going to call you Golden Eagle as you
will sour through
life with grace and intelligence......".
"DAD ITS MY TURN NOW, WHAT'S MY NAME?". Interrupts the youngest Son.
"Little Twat".
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heh heh
I sat down for tea the other night and just as I was
going to took into some canelloni *BAM*
The wife hits me over the head with the frying pan !
"OW , What the fuck was that for ?" I said
She does'nt say anything just places a piece of paper
with "Cathrine 1.30 pm" written on it .
"But Sweetness , it's a horse I got a tip for yesterday !"
A week later I'm sitting down to some pizza and *BAM*
Frying pan again
"Fuck me , what was that for baby ?"
"That was your horse on the phone" she said !
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| Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:42 am Post subject: Re: A Better Joke |
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On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 21:07:16 +0100, "SexyBitch"
<Stephylou@muchomail.com> wrote:
| Quote: | There was a wise old Indian and the time had come for him to name his three Son's.
His Youngest son begged "What you gunna call mi dad, what yer gunna call me?"
"wait your turn" The Indian replies
He turns to his eldest Son and say's "Son, I'm going to call you White Bear, because you
are strong and wise and you will look over your brothers should anything happen to me".
"WHAT ABOUT ME DAD? WHAT'S MY NAME?". Shouts his youngest Son.
"I told you to wait your turn" replies The Indian
He turns to his Middle Son.
"DAD CAN I HAVE MY NAME NOW? CAN I? CAN I?" Screams his youngest Son
"NOT YET" Shouts the Indian
He tells his Middle Son "Son, I'm going to call you Golden Eagle as you will sour through
life with grace and intelligence......".
"DAD ITS MY TURN NOW, WHAT'S MY NAME?". Interrupts the youngest Son.
"Little Twat".
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SexyBitch
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| Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:33 pm Post subject: Re: A Better Joke |
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A naked woman stood in front of her full length mirror in her bedroom
crying.
Her husband hears her, and asks her whats up..
"I'm ugly, I'm fat, I'm spotty and I have a big arse" she replies. "oh
darling it's making me so un happy. Please say something to me to pay me a
compliment"
and the bloke said "tell you what darling, your eyesight is bloody spot on
woooo yeah 20/20 vision"
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