**Rowland Croucher**
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 Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:13 pm Post subject: Email from God |
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One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally
behaviour that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the
angel to earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second
angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time also.
When this angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The
earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased.
So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to
encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
'Do you know what the email said?''
No?
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Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either........
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Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher
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bob young
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| Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:25 am Post subject: Re: Email from God |
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**Rowland Croucher** wrote:
| Quote: | One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally
behaviour that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the
angel to earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second
angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time also.
When this angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The
earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased.
So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to
encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
'Do you know what the email said?''
No?
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No
A preacher was walking along the street and comes across a boy
with a box filled with newly born kittens.
"My my Boy, what kind of kittens do you have there?" The preacher
asked......
"They're Christian kittens, sir" the boy replied. The preacher, nods,
smiles and walks on.
Two weeks later he comes across the same boy and
asks him "How are those kittens getting along?"
The boy smiled at him, looks
up and says "They are all fine but they're not Christian kittens anymore"
The preacher, surpised by this exclaims "What... why not?!?"
The boy smiles, looks up at him and says.......
"Well, ya see, they're eyes are
open now so they're atheists kittens now."
Bob
Humanist, atheist, realist, sentimentalist, Brit.
Man creates his gods in his own image;
and then spends the rest of his life
manipulating them to his heart's content.
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Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either........
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Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/ (20,000 articles 4000 humor)
Blogs - http://rowlandsblogs.blogspot.com/
Justice for Dawn Rowan - http://dawnrowansaga.blogspot.com/
Funny Jokes and Pics - http://funnyjokesnpics.blogspot.com/ |
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