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Stravisnky
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:54 am    Post subject: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

Why the hell is it that a religion or a movement starts only AFTER
someone dies? You didn't read that Jesus was worshiping himself, right?
Wasn't he a Jew?

My drunken, philandering father says that Catholicism is the only
religion. What a crock of shit! He was trying to get my nephew to be
confirmed, but I told my nephew, "If you don't feel like getting fucked
in the ass, stay out of Catholic churches!"

Religion is really for the weak minded. I mean, if 2000 years ago,
someone started worshipping the tooth fairy, people would be praying to
the nymph, and if you didn't, you would be in hell!

And hell is another story! It is just something made up by some guy
thousands of years ago because he was feeling guilty about all of the
drinking and fucking that he was doing!

Fuck Muslims! You are all a bunch of pussies! Tell you what, I am
taking a shit, and that shit's name is Mohammed!
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Bill M
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:54 am    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

"EW" <ewyatt__delme__@excite.com> wrote in message
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"Stravisnky" <NoSpamU@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Religion is really for the weak minded. I mean, if 2000 years ago,
someone started worshipping the tooth fairy, people would be praying to
the nymph, and if you didn't, you would be in hell!

Does this mean that you DO eat meat on Fridays! Smile)

EW

Yes! Especially Good Friday.
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EW
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:35 am    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

"Stravisnky" <NoSpamU@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Religion is really for the weak minded. I mean, if 2000 years ago,
someone started worshipping the tooth fairy, people would be praying to
the nymph, and if you didn't, you would be in hell!

Does this mean that you DO eat meat on Fridays! Smile)


EW
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Feng
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:37 am    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

On Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:54:55 GMT, Stravisnky <NoSpamU@yahoo.com>
wrote:

Quote:
Why the hell is it that a religion or a movement starts only AFTER
someone dies? You didn't read that Jesus was worshiping himself, right?
Wasn't he a Jew?

My drunken, philandering father says that Catholicism is the only
religion. What a crock of shit! He was trying to get my nephew to be
confirmed, but I told my nephew, "If you don't feel like getting fucked
in the ass, stay out of Catholic churches!"

Religion is really for the weak minded. I mean, if 2000 years ago,
someone started worshipping the tooth fairy, people would be praying to
the nymph, and if you didn't, you would be in hell!

And hell is another story! It is just something made up by some guy
thousands of years ago because he was feeling guilty about all of the
drinking and fucking that he was doing!

Fuck Muslims! You are all a bunch of pussies! Tell you what, I am
taking a shit, and that shit's name is Mohammed!

Religion was the cradle for little babies. After 2000 years of
corruption, it's more like a prison cage nowadays. Soon it will be
used to fuel the eternal fire. So it's better to stay away from it.
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Gordon
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:58 am    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:37:25 -0500, Feng <Feng@earth.com> wrote:

(snip)
Quote:

Religion was the cradle for little babies. After 2000 years of
corruption, it's more like a prison cage nowadays. Soon it will be
used to fuel the eternal fire. So it's better to stay away from it.

Do you have a similar negative receptiveness toward String

Theory? Do you understand either Religion or String Theory to a
substantial extent? Do you tend to reject that which you don't
yet understand?

Gordon
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Feng
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:21 am    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:58:56 -0600, Gordon <gordonlr@DELETEswbell.net>
wrote:

Quote:
On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:37:25 -0500, Feng <Feng@earth.com> wrote:

(snip)

Religion was the cradle for little babies. After 2000 years of
corruption, it's more like a prison cage nowadays. Soon it will be
used to fuel the eternal fire. So it's better to stay away from it.

Do you have a similar negative receptiveness toward String
Theory? Do you understand either Religion or String Theory to a
substantial extent? Do you tend to reject that which you don't
yet understand?

Gordon

What is it you suggest that I don't yet understand? Can you understand
what I am saying? the eternal fire for example?
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Gordon
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:21:44 -0500, Feng <Feng@earth.com> wrote:

Quote:
On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:58:56 -0600, Gordon <gordonlr@DELETEswbell.net
wrote:

On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:37:25 -0500, Feng <Feng@earth.com> wrote:

(snip)

Religion was the cradle for little babies. After 2000 years of
corruption, it's more like a prison cage nowadays. Soon it will be
used to fuel the eternal fire. So it's better to stay away from it.

Do you have a similar negative receptiveness toward String
Theory? Do you understand either Religion or String Theory to a
substantial extent? Do you tend to reject that which you don't
yet understand?

Gordon

What is it you suggest that I don't yet understand? Can you understand
what I am saying? the eternal fire for example?

Most such biblical expressions are metaphors, similes,

allegories, parables, etc., and not to be taken in a literal
sense. The message is there if one wants to examine and
understand it, but there is ample support for rejection if that
is one's choice. Would any of us really have any freedom of
choice (sovereign will) if this weren't the case?

We do know that our time dimension and the one identified as
eternity in the bible are not the same temporal dimension. "God
existed before time began, and will continue to exist after time
ends."

We have an abundance of information that leads us to the
conclusion that this universe began with a "big bang" and will
end with a "big crunch."

From a perspective outside this universe, that final "big crunch"
will be "one hell of a hot spot." And, from the eternity
perspective, this hot point will exist, eternally. It will not
end.

But, it will be all over and done with very quickly, from a
perspective within this present universe. So, whether hell is
eternal or the ending flash depends upon one's perspective.

Gordon
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Feng
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:36:47 GMT, Gordon <gordonlr@DELETEswbell.net>
wrote:

Quote:
On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:21:44 -0500, Feng <Feng@earth.com> wrote:

On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 16:58:56 -0600, Gordon <gordonlr@DELETEswbell.net
wrote:

On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:37:25 -0500, Feng <Feng@earth.com> wrote:

(snip)

Religion was the cradle for little babies. After 2000 years of
corruption, it's more like a prison cage nowadays. Soon it will be
used to fuel the eternal fire. So it's better to stay away from it.

Do you have a similar negative receptiveness toward String
Theory? Do you understand either Religion or String Theory to a
substantial extent? Do you tend to reject that which you don't
yet understand?

Gordon

What is it you suggest that I don't yet understand? Can you understand
what I am saying? the eternal fire for example?

Most such biblical expressions are metaphors, similes,
allegories, parables, etc., and not to be taken in a literal
sense. The message is there if one wants to examine and
understand it, but there is ample support for rejection if that
is one's choice. Would any of us really have any freedom of
choice (sovereign will) if this weren't the case?

We do know that our time dimension and the one identified as
eternity in the bible are not the same temporal dimension. "God
existed before time began, and will continue to exist after time
ends."

We have an abundance of information that leads us to the
conclusion that this universe began with a "big bang" and will
end with a "big crunch."

From a perspective outside this universe, that final "big crunch"
will be "one hell of a hot spot." And, from the eternity
perspective, this hot point will exist, eternally. It will not
end.

But, it will be all over and done with very quickly, from a
perspective within this present universe. So, whether hell is
eternal or the ending flash depends upon one's perspective.

Gordon

I think it's ridiculous trying to explain a spiritual concept with the
perceived physical appearance of the physical universe. Nothing but an
imagination of the mind. It's not even close.
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SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:08 am    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

Quote:

Religion is really for the weak minded. I mean, if 2000 years ago,
someone started worshipping the tooth fairy, people would be praying to
the nymph, and if you didn't, you would be in hell!

lol, very true.
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Gordon
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:32 am    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:38:43 -0500, Feng <Feng@earth.com> wrote:

Quote:
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:36:47 GMT, Gordon <gordonlr@DELETEswbell.net
wrote:

(snip)
Most such biblical expressions are metaphors, similes,
allegories, parables, etc., and not to be taken in a literal
sense. The message is there if one wants to examine and
understand it, but there is ample support for rejection if that
is one's choice. Would any of us really have any freedom of
choice (sovereign will) if this weren't the case?

We do know that our time dimension and the one identified as
eternity in the bible are not the same temporal dimension. "God
existed before time began, and will continue to exist after time
ends."

We have an abundance of information that leads us to the
conclusion that this universe began with a "big bang" and will
end with a "big crunch."

From a perspective outside this universe, that final "big crunch"
will be "one hell of a hot spot." And, from the eternity
perspective, this hot point will exist, eternally. It will not
end.

But, it will be all over and done with very quickly, from a
perspective within this present universe. So, whether hell is
eternal or the ending flash depends upon one's perspective.

Gordon

I think it's ridiculous trying to explain a spiritual concept with the
perceived physical appearance of the physical universe. Nothing but an
imagination of the mind. It's not even close.

Feng, surely you do acknowledge that if I, or anyone else, could

"EXPLAIN" and "PROVE" this in an empirical manner you would not
have any choice...no sovereign will...in accepting or rejecting
it.

I can assure you, however, that if you were to exercise your
sovereign will and honestly, sincerely pursue understanding and
insight on the other side of the debate you would soon be as
firmly convinced of the validity of this as you are now convinced
of the invalidity.

This is indeed a sovereign choice that YOU can make...either way.
You won't be overwhelmed or intimidated into compliance, but you
will be led along the path to understanding if YOU exercise YOUR
sovereign will to go this way. The choice is YOURS, not mine or
anyone else's.

My thinking is not "an imagination of the mind." There is far too
much congruency between the physics of the multiverse and the
biblical information on it. For instance, String Theory holds
that, from our perspective, the other dimensions are rolled up to
less than a Planck length. The Bible expresses this as "rolled up
like a scroll."

The existence of other space/time universes in the multiverse of
String Theory seems very much in agreement with the seven levels
of Heaven spoken of in the Bible. Coincidence?

When Jesus walked on water, and performed other "miracles" He was
not operating under the natural laws that are available to us
from within this space/time universe we perceive. He was using
some of the natural laws that are associated with one or more of
the other space/time universes...levels of Heaven...that make up
the multiverse. For that matter, He may have been walking down a
street paved with gold in the first level of Heaven when He was
seen "walking on water." One or more of the dimensions closely
associated with our space/time, which are normally rolled up to
less than a Planck length from our perspective, may have been
unrolled a bit...enough to make him discernable to viewers in
this space/time universe.

The expression, "streets paved with gold" carries a specific
level of insight. The most valuable, precious things to us in
this space/time universe we perceive are down at the level of
asphalt or concrete street paving materials in the other
space/time universes. The really good stuff is way beyond
anything we can even imagine. But, we are given the insight that
those things will be as far above gold as gold is above asphalt
or concrete to us, now.

Gordon
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Feng
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:37 am    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:32:15 -0600, Gordon <gordonlr@DELETEswbell.net>
wrote:

Quote:
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:38:43 -0500, Feng <Feng@earth.com> wrote:

On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:36:47 GMT, Gordon <gordonlr@DELETEswbell.net
wrote:

(snip)
Most such biblical expressions are metaphors, similes,
allegories, parables, etc., and not to be taken in a literal
sense. The message is there if one wants to examine and
understand it, but there is ample support for rejection if that
is one's choice. Would any of us really have any freedom of
choice (sovereign will) if this weren't the case?

We do know that our time dimension and the one identified as
eternity in the bible are not the same temporal dimension. "God
existed before time began, and will continue to exist after time
ends."

We have an abundance of information that leads us to the
conclusion that this universe began with a "big bang" and will
end with a "big crunch."

From a perspective outside this universe, that final "big crunch"
will be "one hell of a hot spot." And, from the eternity
perspective, this hot point will exist, eternally. It will not
end.

But, it will be all over and done with very quickly, from a
perspective within this present universe. So, whether hell is
eternal or the ending flash depends upon one's perspective.

Gordon

I think it's ridiculous trying to explain a spiritual concept with the
perceived physical appearance of the physical universe. Nothing but an
imagination of the mind. It's not even close.

Feng, surely you do acknowledge that if I, or anyone else, could
"EXPLAIN" and "PROVE" this in an empirical manner you would not
have any choice...no sovereign will...in accepting or rejecting
it.

I can assure you, however, that if you were to exercise your
sovereign will and honestly, sincerely pursue understanding and
insight on the other side of the debate you would soon be as
firmly convinced of the validity of this as you are now convinced
of the invalidity.

This is indeed a sovereign choice that YOU can make...either way.
You won't be overwhelmed or intimidated into compliance, but you
will be led along the path to understanding if YOU exercise YOUR
sovereign will to go this way. The choice is YOURS, not mine or
anyone else's.

My thinking is not "an imagination of the mind." There is far too
much congruency between the physics of the multiverse and the
biblical information on it. For instance, String Theory holds
that, from our perspective, the other dimensions are rolled up to
less than a Planck length. The Bible expresses this as "rolled up
like a scroll."

The existence of other space/time universes in the multiverse of
String Theory seems very much in agreement with the seven levels
of Heaven spoken of in the Bible. Coincidence?

When Jesus walked on water, and performed other "miracles" He was
not operating under the natural laws that are available to us
from within this space/time universe we perceive. He was using
some of the natural laws that are associated with one or more of
the other space/time universes...levels of Heaven...that make up
the multiverse. For that matter, He may have been walking down a
street paved with gold in the first level of Heaven when He was
seen "walking on water." One or more of the dimensions closely
associated with our space/time, which are normally rolled up to
less than a Planck length from our perspective, may have been
unrolled a bit...enough to make him discernable to viewers in
this space/time universe.

The expression, "streets paved with gold" carries a specific
level of insight. The most valuable, precious things to us in
this space/time universe we perceive are down at the level of
asphalt or concrete street paving materials in the other
space/time universes. The really good stuff is way beyond
anything we can even imagine. But, we are given the insight that
those things will be as far above gold as gold is above asphalt
or concrete to us, now.

Gordon

Thank you, Sir. God's spiritual truth is simple and easy for anyone to
see with an open mind. There is no need to confuse oneself with what
appears in this universe not to mention the unknown multiverse. It's
entirely unnecessary.
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SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:55 am    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

Quote:

Most such biblical expressions are metaphors, similes,
allegories, parables, crocks of shit, etc., and not to be taken in a
literal
sense.

so, you're admitting that the christian bible is a crock of crap?, well good
for you
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Gordon
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

On Thu, 6 Dec 2007 19:55:17 -0500, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"
<killgod@killgod.com> wrote:

Quote:

Most such biblical expressions are metaphors, similes,
allegories, parables, etc., and not to be taken in a
literal sense.

so, you're admitting that the christian bible is a crock of crap?, well good
for you

No, I'm saying that the Biblical messages are given to us in a

form that is, and has always been equally comprehensible to all
people of all cultures throughout the ages.

Those people of primitive times, with little or no formal
education could understand the messages of the Bible as well as
modern people with a high level of formal education can. No one
has, or ever had an advantage over anyone else.

Gordon
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SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Fuck religion! Reply with quote

Quote:

so, you're admitting that the christian bible is a crock of crap?, well
good
for you

No, I'm saying that the Biblical messages are given to us in a
form that is, and has always been equally comprehensible to all
people of all cultures throughout the ages.

Those people of primitive times, with little or no formal
education could understand the messages of the Bible as well as
modern people with a high level of formal education can. No one
has, or ever had an advantage over anyone else.

Gordon

the bible is nothing more than the superstitious ramblings of some anicent
cave dwellers and goat fuckers who thought the earth was flat
That completely HORSESHIT story has been passed down on through the years,
but it's still a crock of crap.

if 2000 years ago, people sarted worshipping the tooth fairy, then today,
some brain dead morons would be worshipping the tooth fairy
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