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**Rowland Croucher** · Guest

A woman takes her 16-year-old
daughter to the doctor. The
doctor says,
"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the
problem?"

The mother says, "It's my
daughter Carla, she keeps
getting these
cravings, she's putting on
weight and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Carla a good
examination then turns to the
mother and
says, "Well, I don't know how
to tell you this but your Carla is
pregnant - about 4 months
would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?!
She can't be, she has never
ever been left
alone with a man! Have you
Carla?" Carla says, "No
mother! I've never
even kissed a man!"

The doctor walks over to the
window and just stares out it.
About five minutes pass and
finally the mother says, "Is
there something
wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not
really, it's just that the
last time
anything like this happened, a
star appeared in the east and
three wise
men came over the hill. I'll
be darned if I'm going to miss
it this
time!"
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Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher

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