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I'm desperate, here, folks. Quick!

I've just discovered that my todger is too small. No; never mind
HOW I suddenly came to this conclusion - I just did. OK?!

What pain it is, to one day discover that one is deficient in
the cock-area. I've tried everything.... looking at pictures of
tits; fantasising about shagging the Queen and Tony Blair in a
sick threesome; fuck - I've even tried touching-up some of the
local kids.... but no luck. It's still a no-game situation in
the old love-truncheon department.

Fuck! What am I going to do??!! Listen - I hear that there are
these 'trouser-snake' lengthening pills/programs floating around
- are they worth it? Can someone post them to me? You'd be
saving my fucking life; honest!

If I don't get a decent bone on soon, I'm going to blow. So come
on - give a guy some help, here, for fuck's sake!

Larry 'Limp' McO'McMcO'Johnsonson.


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