Tarapia Tapioco
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 Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 9:42 pm Post subject: I've Seen The Light! |
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Yea, once - and not too long ago neither - I was as you poor
people in this 'newsgroup'; struggling in the darkness; writhing
around in the mud with the ADVERSARY, Satan; more concerned with
wealth, and prestige, and sensual pleasures than I was with the
the Lord, Our God.
Yes; God CURSES anarchy, Satanism, and American Football! These
are all activities of THE FLESH, and therefore EVIL!
But I saw the Light.... Jesus (bless His holy name) came to me
in a holy vision, and showed me the way to go.
I swore; I dabbled in drugs; I read books other than the Bible;
I fornicated with immoral women, men, and boys; and I drank and
gambled my way into a black hole of despair.
But no longer!!!! I have witnessed the pure, unsullied joy that
only a belief in Our Lord Jesus Christ can provide! I am One
with Our Heavenly Father!
Oh; how I pity you poor fools in the depths of your misery and
despair. You're all so sure, and cocky, and arrogant, and
prideful in your unholy ignorance. But your days will come. ALL
YOUR DAYS WILL COME!
Life on this Earth is short; merely a preparation for the
eternal life which awaits us when we die.
The thing is - there are *2* alternatives in this 'final
destination' department.... and it's YOU that decides where
you're going. WHERE ARE *YOU* GOING WHEN YOU DIE??!!
Now that I have been reborn in Christ, I shall sing with His
Angels when *I* die. I SHALL SIT AT HIS RIGHT HAND!
Whereas all you sinners here; all you unbelievers; all you
deniers of Christ's Godly Divinity, will forever burn in the
deepest, darkest, hottest pits of that Awful Realm of Satan -
HELL!!!!!!!!!!
I can see you all now - writhing in agony, your skin forever
blistering and cracking, holding out your hands heaven-wards,
and saying to Jesus and me (Isiah, his Main Man) "Jesus and
Isiah.... forgive us; lift us up to your holy embrace; SAVE
US"!!!
And Jesus and I will look sternly upon you and say "No! You are
reaping what you did sow, evil-doers! It's too late for that
now!"
DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN??!!
Then repent NOW, before it's too late. Remember, Jesus and I can
only take SO much evil from you lot. REPENT NOW!!!
Love,
Isiah O'MacJohnstone,
Right Hand of God. |
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