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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:26 pm    Post subject: Is it spam or is it sperm? Reply with quote

IS IT SPAM, OR IS IT SPERM?
(Only your hare dresser knows for sure:
http://www.marycees.com/heather.jpg)

(c) 2004 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)



From: Kevin Seria <KSeria@Castcom.org>
To: ezekielk@reallybox.com
Received: 06/12/04 08:14 PM
Subject: Re: outside-zeke's-window_01.avi (2.3 mb)
[subscribe seria]

Ezekiel,

It seems like I had both the xconnect and reallybox in
my "known user" list, yet it seemed to still put it in the
"spam" folder, instead. I'm not sure what's going on.
Otherwise, the system has seemed to work flawlessly. I'll
investigate.

I think that I have a good system for beating spam. I divide
incoming mail into folders, using Outlook Express mail
rules. I put known users into one folder. I put unknown
users into a "spam" folder, and generate an automatic
response. I advise in the canned message that I do not want
spam, but say that that if anyone really wants to reach me,
they can put "subscribe seria" in the subject title. I have
another folder, "new users", for any emails with that
phrase.

This way, I am able to stop all the spam, while still
letting anyone be able to reach me. I also find that I have
to put error messages from the mail server into its own
folder, because a lot of spam doesn't seem to have valid
address to which to respond.

I do check over my "spam" folder to see if anything that I
might actually want. But the spammers don't know that. In
time, when I'm confident that I have all the addresses that
I might ever want, I could just delete the spam
automatically. When the spam is in a folder where you can
easily click-shift-delete the whole thing, without worrying
about missing anything, it is much better.

It did also seem to work, 1) to complain to Castcom about
some of the spam, and 2) go to the "unsubscribe" urls, if
there is one listed. I went down from 40+ porno spam
messages per day to more like a couple.

Sincerely, Kevin

===

From: ezekielk@reallybox.com
To: Kevin Seria <KSeria@Castcom.org>
Received: 06/12/04 11:44 PM
Subject: Re: Re: outside-zeke's-window_01.avi (2.3 mb)
[subscribe seria]

On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 "Kevin Seria" <KSeria@Castcom.org>
posted:

<<
It seems like I had both the
xconnect and reallybox in my
"known user" list, yet it seemed to
still put it in the "spam" folder,
instead. I'm not sure what's going
on.
Quote:


Oh, ha ha. This is an indication of a psychic disturbance
within a digital bank. They know you know me, and found that
method the most delightful, to make you pay closer attention
to my msgs., and I guess what's soon to emerge for real,
regarding sudden media attention towards yours truly.

POSSIBLY some aspect of BB (that is: "big brother") is
sabotaging communique between and among gay activists.

OTOH, I'm accustomed to most of my longterm communicants to
have NEVER updated my e-mail addies since they got my
first...DESPITE the fact I ALWAYS post an announcement of
such, well in advance of its completion.

We may ALSO consider invasions by our enemies (extreme
homophobia being one of their identifiers), into all sorts
of wholesome queer databases...such as (wanna make a
guess?)...Kevin Seria, Zeke Krahlin, and all other online
outspoken critics of heterocentric dogma.

As a proficient hacker yourself, I'm not fooled FOR A MOMENT
by your deflector: "I'm not sure what's going on." You
certainly HAVE put up your security alarm, as quite evident
by your "[subscribe seria]" pass-through tag...a minimal
form of security I might add...which only makes your
security just a TAD better than before...but more
importantly: ALERTS the enemy as to who is becoming aware
of their inhuman conspiracy. Which IS The Matrix, dude.

Or, it could be just a glitch and nothing more (a crumb
perhaps that lodged the wrong way in your esophagus,
overnight)...or at least, a highly-talented meme presenting
itself as one.

Kevin, I believe this is a Great Force emerging from
Goddess-knows-where, but it is CLEARLY on our side...and has
absolutely NO qualms with you seeking restructure of your
security...but realize of course, that NO WAY could a
simplistic e-mail filter stop a REAL enemy virus attack from
getting through!

Ahhh, but you PLAY dumb, to mislead the enemy, no doubt! And
what makes you so sure the enemy is truly THAT stupid? Are
you having a good time, by the way, trying to wake me up in
this elegantly subtle of ways?

I ACKNOWLEDGE these psychic streams rushing through me, but
cannot be sure at this point, if it is YOU or MYSELF, that
is being a guardian to the other!

I certainly do not find you capable of being a harm to my
own self...but you do put on a bit of that guise. And who
can blame you? We've never even met face-to-face! Thus, why
I felt it so important to contact you a few times, by phone.
For a VOICE can add an entire dimension to one's perception
of another, whom you've only met in cyberspace.

<<
I think that I have a good system
for beating spam. I divide incoming
mail into folders, using Outlook
Express mail rules.
Quote:


Well, duh. Do you really think I was born yesterday, Kevin?
Ha, ha, you're a funny guy there. Feeling your oats these
days are we...what mischief ARE you up to...just walked out
on your job? :D

(A hacker, using Outlook? I do sputter over my double
latte!)

<<
I put known users into one folder.
I put unknown users into a "spam"
folder, and generate an automatic
response.
Quote:


I may be switching to that method too, Kevin. Although so
far what's worked so well, is to subscribe to a free
web-email service, and expect to have to switch to another
one (address; could stay w/same service) within a year or
two. As things now stand--what with everything Internet
speeding up so...I'll have to upgrade my estimate from "a
year or two" to "every three or four months". (Yet another
among the apparantly-infinite examples of where "up" really
means "down".)

<<
This way, I am able to stop all the
spam, while still letting anyone be
able to reach me.
Quote:


Shrinks oughtta come up with a name for this new form of
Internet addiction: "being so committed to a particular
e-mail address, that one is even willing to go down in
flames if need be, in order to reassert its use, free of
spam. Regardless of the fact there are any number of free
web-based email services out there."

Or in your case...to force manifest this paranoid fantasy
you have about the CIA dogging you throughout most of your
life. Not really out of vanity, do you do this, but with an
IMMINENT desire to "let the show begin"...eager as you are
to bring ADVENTURE and LIBERATION to every living soul.

However, Kevin, even IF true (and I have a sure bet it IS,
BTW)...does not mean any and ALL intriguing occurences or
placements are all a manifestation of that particular
fantasy. Some may be from other aspects of your life that
aren't even vaguely related to your CIA mode. In fact, some
ARE...some HAVE TO BE...as the fair balance and process of
cogitation.

Or--and this is also possible, though often swept under the
Quantum Rug--the unique incident is SHARED by one or more
OTHER threads of your life, that do not touch ever again, in
any other place or time! They are, in fact, UNRELATED EVENTS
THAT HAPPEN TO TOUCH UPON THE SAME TIME/SPACE NEXUS\
....or as I like to say: "A meaningfully meaningless
coincidence"
(or "God's own poetic touch")!

Now, if they touch in other parts as well, then I'd say
you have a stronger case. But my claim to you is: no, this
e-mail frippery is not CIA-relevant in the least: it seems
to be an aspect of our subconsciousness, establishing
communique on the "psychic level" (for want of a much better
term).

Or--to be quite not so Jungian--the gods have seen fit to
bring us Favor; of which Gay Rights plays a tremendous
part, and for which Adventure is PART of our reward. We are
therefore being linked telepathically... most likely because
of our years' devotion as gay political activists. But I do
suspect other Adventures playing into this...such as perhaps
being dear friends or siblings in a past, heroic life (thus,
the movie "Troy" emerging?).

And remember: The Kingdom Macedonia now stands once
again...to complete an unfinished mission.

<<
I also find that I have to put
error messages from the mail server
into its own folder, because a lot
of spam doesn't seem to have valid
address to which to respond.
Quote:


Duh. I KNOW you weren't asleep through all this, Rip Van
Winkle-Seria! At this late date, even Redneck Floyd in
Whistlestop Georgia knows that most spam these days uses
dummied return addresses! (Not to mention the utter
ridiculousness of your solution to fight spam, is to
actually
GO TO those "unsubscribe" URL's! Oh, barf me up an
ocean, why don'cha?)

You're up to something, Kevin...and I think you are
networking a lot of people over the Internet...and this is
just
your fun way of alerting me.

<<
I do check over my "spam" folder to
see if anything that I might
actually want. But the spammers
don't know that.
Quote:


Checking your spam folder will get old, awfully quick...and
before much longer, not only will it be impractical to check
your spam folder, it will be LIFE THREATENING! What do you
mean "the spammers don't know that"? Of COURSE they
do...their BUSINESS is to stay on top of things, cyberwise,
or they'll lose their juicy marginal profits and have to
find a REAL job, like most everyone else.

<<
In time, when I'm confident that I
have all the addresses that I might
ever want, I could just delete the
spam automatically.
Quote:


And while you're at it: may as well believe you'll inherit
the Holy Grail, too! (Oh, and invent a perpetual motion
machine along the way. And offer Jesus CEO status with your
company, as soon as he's ready to come off that cross.)

<<
When the spam is in a folder where
you can easily click-shift-delete
the whole thing, without worrying
about missing anything, it is much
better.
Quote:


Ever read the long short-story, "Flowers for Algernon?" (Or
seen the movie?) Anyways, a man of low IQ is chemically
induced to increase his IQ to genius status...during which
time he falls in love...and then, his IQ subsides as the
chemical leaves his system...a detox process of but a few
weeks.

I remember, Kevin, when you were a brilliant computer
programmer...now, you act excited about devising this
"fantastic" spam filter, whose settings are already
ANTICIPATED by the e-mail service you currently use? Is the
CIA (or other BB group), dumbing you down via the water or
air waves...and you're not even aware of it?

Is the awareness still dim, 'cause so repressed? Is it up to
me via this e-mail to holler:

WAKE UP KEVIN! SOMETHING BIG IS GOING ON! AND I THINK IT'S
ON OUR SIDE. YOUR CAUTION IS BUT AN ENHANCEMENT TO OUR
ULTIMATE SECURITY, AS A LIBERATION SEXUAL MINORITY.

<<
It did also seem to work, 1) to
complain to Castcom about some of
the spam, and 2) go to the
"unsubscribe" urls, if there is one
listed. I went down from 40+
porno spam messages per day to more
like a couple.
Quote:


As you now know, I simply adjust to a new e-mail addie, when
I see the inevitable coming down the line. This is happening
to EVERYBODY now...and I don't see how the CIA could have
any control over this...though perhaps they started it. Talk
about PLAYING WITH FIRE! This is psychic fire! And it
DOESN'T like to just be man-handled; by those who think
nature's energies are BENEATH them, and that ethics are
ulitimately a plastic social phenomenon.

Sincerely,

[subscribe paddedcell]

===

From: Kevin Seria <KSeria@Castcom.org>
To: ezekielk@reallybox.com
Received: 06/13/04 12:58 AM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: outside-zeke's-window_01.avi (2.3 mb)
[subscribe seria]

Ezekiel,

It seems to be getting through to the "known senders"
folder, now. Not sure what the problem was, but it seems OK.

Sincerely, Kevin

===

From: ezekielk@reallybox.com
To: Kevin Seria <KSeria@Castcom.org>
Received: 06/14/04 10:10 AM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: outside-zeke's-window_01.avi (2.3
mb) [subscribe seria]

Because IT knows you are onto IT, and thus gave up using
that ploy (since IT no longer effects IT's desired
results...duh!).

But don't expect IT to not come up with something even MORE
intrusive...if IT can find any chink in your armor. For me,
the answer in dealing with such attacks is thus:

As long as you are at all connected to the Internet, you'll
ALWAYS have a CONSIDERABLE chink in your armor. BUT there
are ways of surviving through all this...IT takes a
disciplined spirit, however.

I have found OTHER methods to deflect such attempts to
wound...which shielding I naturally ASSUME you've developed
in your own arsenal, most likely numerous years before
myself!

Why the glitch happened in the first place, remains
UNRESOLVED...and thus, I see NO REASON for relaxing, letting
down your guard, for even a split nanosecond!

The OTHER possibility I consider, MOST likely: that you've
intentionally witheld information in this matter, in order
to test my RESPONSE time, and RESPONSE interpolation. (Too
soon? Not soon enough? Rich datastream reply? Or just
disappointingly moderate?)

Impossible to CHEAT in this context: I can only splay my
ever-loving guts before you, and wish you the most delicious
meal in your many, many lives (past and future).

===

From: Kevin Seria <KSeria@Castcom.org>
To: ezekielk@reallybox.com
Received: 06/13/04 06:44 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: outside-zeke's-window_01.avi
(2.3 mb) [subscribe seria]

Ezekiel,

I think that things are getting through now, so probably
there is not point to worry why they didn't before.

I have had weird things before, with my phone going dead, my
internet access suddenly going out, when I was saying or
posting something "sensitive".

Remember that anyone who contacts me will also be
watched/investigated. I don't doubt for a minute that they
have investigated people in my life such as a fellow named
Frank Cverna, who used to be a friend and college dorm mate,
who is a deputy group leader at Los Alamos labs, on projects
involving the maintanence of nuclear weapons. But they
probably investigate literally everybody having any contact
whatsoever, not just the obvious ones.

Sincerely, Kevin

===

From: Kevin Seria <KSeria@Castcom.org>
To: ezekielk@reallybox.com
Received: 06/13/04 06:55 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
outside-zeke's-window_01.avi (2.3 mb) [subscribe
seria]

< Kevin, I believe this is a Great Force emerging from
< Goddess-knows-where, but it is CLEARLY on our side...and
has
< absolutely NO qualms with you seeking restructure of your
< security...but realize of course, that NO WAY could a
< simplistic e-mail filter stop a REAL enemy virus attack
from
< getting through!

There are indeed far greater forces on our side, which is
part of the reason why I am living and free rather than
being assassinated or languishing in a prison cell on
manufactured charges.

< Ahhh, but you PLAY dumb, to mislead the enemy, no doubt!
And
< what makes you so sure the enemy is truly THAT stupid? Are
< you have a good time, by the way, trying to wake me up in
< this elegantly subtle ways?

Yes, indeed, sometimes I do play dumb. I do not lie (I pride
myself on honesty) but I do play dumb sometimes, when I
actually know better. One is never obligated to lay all of
one's cards on the table, to voice all suspicions or
knowledge.

< Or in your case...to force manifest this paranoid fantasy
< you have about the CIA dogging you throughout most of your
< life. Not really out of vanity, do you do this, but with
an
< IMMINENT desire to "let the show begin"...eager as you are
< to bring ADVENTURE and LIBERATION to every living soul.

There is no vanity at all in imagining that the CIA is
dogging you, because nearly all Americans, including even
people who ought to know better, like Congress people and
intelligence-connected people, are naive as all hell about
much of what goes on. It is degrading to be dogged by the
CIA. No one will believe it. They will treat you like a
mentally ill person, even if the reality is that your
critics are pitfully ignorant, and you are a quantum leap
more lucid and aware, like listening to the emphatic
opinions of schoolchildren.

It is a myth and stereotype about "paranoia". People like me
have experienced things far outside the bounds of what
people normally experience. There are precious few people
that would be even remotely fit to judge. I get no ego-boost
out of saying any of this. It is just the fact of the
matter.

I think that even people like James Jesus Angleton, the
legendary CIA spook, was not "paranoid" in the sense that he
had any natural, mental illness. It was an induced,
pseuo-paranoia, because he was more aware of real hidden
threats. He was reacting naturally to the constant
psychological warfare that goes on all the time in the
intelligence world. The public has no idea what kinds of
unpublicized terrors hang over us, that you will never read
a word about, in a Bob Woodward book.

It is not just Alice-in-Wonderland for me. It is a world of
Alice-in-Wonderland for everyone who gets very deeply
involved. If there are CIA employees who dispute that
statement, it is only because they are lower echelon sorts
who think that they know what the world is really like, but
they don't.

I know that lots of people get spam, but I would not be a
bit surprised if the government was starting to use spam to
harass me. I think that they do it on the newsgroups, too.
Did you ever see the reams of nonsense that pollutes the CIA
newsgroup?

What would be the motive of these supposed nuts? Even if
they were "nuts", why are they so preoccupied with the CIA?
If they are so mentally ill, how can they even afford
internet access?

It is a game, to discredit everything posted on the
newsgroup, by association. It is to make everyone frustrated
and drive them away, so if you get the rare, real CIA
operative who gets a conscience and wants to blow a whistle,
there will be no one there, and he will be drowned out by
nonsense.

I can see the hypocrisy of Castcom in these games. They have
threatened to cut off my access for sending *one*
unsolicited email to a Los Alamos scientist, even though I
had reason to believe that he might be interested. They
threatened to close my account, for a post to a Jewish
newsgroup, because they said it was off-topic (not abusive
or profane in the least), yet they do nothing about the
reams of vulgar porno that has killed gay newsgroups, or the
reams of gibberish that flood the CIA newsgroup, not to
mention that I get no response at all from them, after
sending at least 60 complaints about the 40+ spam messages
that I was getting, per day.

These bastards could hardly be more obvious in their
political motives. The remind me of the bastard censors on
sci.med.aids who have done so much to cover-up AIDS
genocide.

If there is ever a revolution, ala France or Russia, some of
these right-wing game-players should be dealt with
appropriately (heh-heh, just kidding).

I don't think that they will win their spam war against me.
They would have to blow their cover, and I doubt that they
are ready to do that, yet. They don't mind being obvious, if
they can get away with it deniably, but they never want to
be traceable or proveable. At least, not yet. They do love
games like spam, though, as a harassment technique because
it can be blamed as a "natural" and "common" thing, that you
are being "paranoid" about.

Yes, well it is common for people to fall down stairs, too,
but sometimes people are pushed and murdered that way,
precisely *because* it seems natural. That is the CIA's
profession.

Someday, though, they may all be a smoking hole in the
ground, and I will still be here, alive to observe it all
and carry on with wounded life, as most of will be doing.

Peace in contemporary terms is the tense and fragile
equilibrium that we enjoy, when both sides believe that
things are comparatively stable for the moment, and that
horrendous threats are not due on this immediate day. Peace
is a balance of mutual terror. Peace is two parties with
guns pointed directly at each other's temples, refraining
from pulling the final trigger, for fear that their opponent
will also pull the trigger.

May there be Peace for you and for the endangered human
race, for an indefinite number of days to come.

Sincerely, Kevin

===

From: Ezekiel Krahlin <ezekielk@reallybox.com>
To: KSeria@Castcom.net
Bcc: Ezekiel Krahlin
Received: 06/13/04 08:03 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
outside-zeke's-window_01.avi (2.3 mb) [subscribe
seria]

<<
I think that things are getting
through now, so probably there is
not point to worry why they didn't
before.
Quote:


Yeah, right. Like you'd EVER be caught off guard. Glad we
had this excellent exchange of wits...so necessary at times,
to acknowledge, reaffirm (or strengthen anew) the basic
bonds of comradeship we truly hope is there, and will prove
itself beyond the dadow of a shoubt, when The Moment calls
to it.

So we are both agreed on the most vital acknowledgment:

Beware the Jabberwock, my son,
Beware the Jubjub bird!

Hasta luegito, Kevinas!


--
Vote for Zeke in oh-oh-four,
Or brownshirts will bang down your door!
http://www.gay-bible.org/
(My ICQ#: 277447464)


--finis

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Ezekiel J. Krahlin
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