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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:39 am    Post subject: It's A Bub Time Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:39 am    Post subject: Re: It's A Bub Time Reply with quote

On 21 Jun 2003 22:39:03 -0000, "Jasmind" <bubobu@mail.com> wrote:

Quote:
Before you club your loved one to death and pass the person over to the
care of God make sure they have enough spending cash to last them at least
four weeks because i hear the waiting lines are murder this time of year.

Bless Our God
Bless The Light
Bless God's Wife Jasmind

Pratice Peace With Me
Saint Jasmind

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:39 am    Post subject: Re: It's A Bub Time Reply with quote

I second that. Goodbye, jackass.

-Grimner-

Nik Warrensson wrote:
Quote:
On 21 Jun 2003 22:39:03 -0000, "Jasmind" <bubobu@mail.com> wrote:


Before you club your loved one to death and pass the person over to the
care of God make sure they have enough spending cash to last them at least
four weeks because i hear the waiting lines are murder this time of year.

Bless Our God
Bless The Light
Bless God's Wife Jasmind

Pratice Peace With Me
Saint Jasmind


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: Where did fair haired people come from Reply with quote

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Bwawhahwhahhwhahwhahhwhahwhahh!


And now we all know the noise made by insane sheep...

Bwawhahwhahhwhahwhahhwhahwhahh!

OR....

BaaBaaBaaBaaBaaBaaBaaBaaBaaBaaaa?

that is the question.

-Grimnir-

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Ulfrikr

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Where did fair haired people come from Reply with quote

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Heil All,

"Bertie the Bunyip"
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Heil All,

"Bertie the Bunyip"
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Heil All,

But please, don't mind me.

We don't... it's just one of
those >things... you're fun to play
with on occassion.

Didn't your leader tell you to
stop >responding to my posts?

Which leader specifically? The
AsaPope...
hmmmm, don't seem to have
one... > >> >oh... > >but of course...
it's a > >> >Rhetorical
Question...
aha... so, I should stop
responding
to > >your posts because you, my
"leader"
told >> >me knot two... and the answer
to >that little Rhetorical connundrum
is >42 > >> > :P

Tch tch, you'll be sent to the
Eastern >front! > Lets see, Eastern
Front... cold, wet... >yeah... we
must > >be >there >> > already, oh...
sorry, your
name >>is >> >Bertie, not Eastern
Front... and >here >> >was me thinking
the > >> >> > two terms were
synonimous...

Ver thu heil... well, all
except >Bertie > >of course, who would
never accept
anything to do with the word heil...
or >hail >for >that matter... weather
reports >must get > >>right up your nose
sometimes ;)


You like hail? I know you like
heil.
Yes... I love heil, and heilar,
and > >> >heilir, and heill too, then of
course > >> >there is heilsa, heilsan...
why? Is >there something wrong with that?
Do tell...
do >tell :)


No, you tell me, nazi boy.

Bertie

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Predictable loser boy :P

No you tel me nazi boy.

What? Tell you how to spell... okay...
it's T E L L... got it now?

Oh no! they're using spelling lames now!
Help me!

You keep rack'n 'em up, and I'll keep knock'n
'em down
:P

I have no doubt whatsoever. I'd expect nothing
lees of you . Or more, for that matter.

Lees hey... so... you like brewing... that's
great... what's your favourite thing to brew?


Thought that was obvious lamer..

Really... well, sorry, you know newsgroups... you
never really get to know the other person on the
other end... so, indulge me... tea? beer? ales?
stouts maybe?


høw dumb areyou fjuckærs anywy? thæt`s the question.
Bertie

Ooooh, a question... not much of a question... but a
question never the less, albeit you are going to have to
further define your question I am afraid. Dumb... how
specifically? Are we talking Intelligence Quotient
testing here, or maybe psychological profiling? I
mean... we can obviously see that you are intelligent
from the fact that you have worked out how to get those
cute little characters up in your post. Come along
everyone... isn't Bertie delightful?


Dumb dumb.

Come now... you're usual standard of non sequitur is much
better than this old son...


Wasn't a non-sequitor.

Nazi boy.

Oh, bestill my beating heart, I am wounded to the quick,
forsooth, save us from the deprivations of this whimsome wag.


Dumb and a bad troll.

Mwahahahahahahahahaha

Pot... meet Kettle


Dumber and really bad troll.

Beware of Billy Goats Gruff :P


Yeah, good one.

Asshole.

So what, you're the luser assigned to keep the Bunyip distracted
whiole Djirkie sets up his super secret nazi base?

You're telling the story fantasy man ;)

Yes, I am.

You should be a sitcom writer then... pity Seinfeld finished hey...

Ulfrikr
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:40 pm    Post subject: Re: It's A Bub Time Reply with quote

"Jasmind" <bubobu@mail.com> wrote in message
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Quote:
Before you club your loved one to death and pass the person over to the
care of God make sure they have enough spending cash to last them at least
four weeks because i hear the waiting lines are murder this time of year.

Fuck I am glad I ain't your loved one... hmmmm... has the FBI been on to you
yet?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Healing Cough Reply with quote

"Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer" <nobody@cypherpunks.to> wrote
in message news:c36b6e5dd95e1c59391a6eafd8a31488@cypherpunks.to...
Quote:
Raise a knife to your throat and draw a string of blood that you can use
to
bless the crown of thorns that you must walk upon each day of your life
until you beg Christ to forgive you for the sins you made while under the
shadow of the devil.

I walk under the light of Sunna... so sorry to dissapoint you... yoink...
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 6:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Healing Cough Reply with quote

Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer <nobody@cypherpunks.to> wrote in message news:<c36b6e5dd95e1c59391a6eafd8a31488@cypherpunks.to>...
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Raise a knife to your throat and draw a string of blood that you can use to
bless the crown of thorns that you must walk upon each day of your life
until you beg Christ to forgive you for the sins you made while under the
shadow of the devil.
[...]

Give it a rest oh holy dickhead. If we want to read meaningless drivel
there is already an endless supply. Why not engage your brain and
provide some useful thoughts?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 5:56 am    Post subject: Re: Pucker Up Jesus Reply with quote

Jasmind wrote:

Quote:
After God Loving class today one of our students asked, When i die how
long
will i have to wait until i can speak to God and Jesus ? And i told Renee
that as soon as your life is ended and your in heaven God and the Lord
Jesus will with you every step of the way and with you at all times when
the need is felt in your heart. While she and i were in the shower she
asked me if i had ever kissed another women, or felt like the only
person i
could love was another women and i smiled as i kissed her and said, God
told me to love every one in the same way, and that even if the person had
a skin color i did not like or if they had bad body odor like most blacks
just look for some other reason to fulfill your sexual needs and get on
with life. The next day after Renee left i found her panties beside my
bed,
and a thank you note that said, Thank you for showing me the Lords
way, and
for loving me like one of Gods sheep.
Happy in the Love Of Christ :>)

Bless Our God
Bless The Light
Bless God's Wife Jasmind

Pratice Peace With Me
Saint Jasmind

The delicious ambiguity of the subject almost makes up for your complete
lack of personal thought.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:52 am    Post subject: Re: Pucker Up Jesus Reply with quote

"Jasmind" <budpuffer@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1HCRQO5U37795.8265509259@anonymous.moron...
Quote:
After Pot Loving class today one of our dealers asked, When i puff how
long
will i have to wait until i can pig out on ice cream? And i told Renee
that as soon as your bowl is ended and you're out of weed and the Resin
scraped the munchies start. Pringles and beer will feed this aching
need that is felt in your tummy. While she and i were in the shower she
asked me if i had ever kissed another pothead, or felt like the only
person i
could love was another pothead and i smiled as i licked her and said, Pot
makes me to lick everyone in the same way, and that even if the person had
dirt weed i did not like or if it had skunky odor like most kindbud
just look for some other green to fill your gravity bong and light
it up. The next day after Renee left i found her dimebag beside my bed,
and a thank you note that said, Thank you for smoking me out, and
for buying all those beers.
Happy in the Love Of Weed :>)

Bless Our Buds
Bless The Weed
Bless even the stems & seeds

Puff a Nug With Me
Saint MaryJane





even better
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:49 am    Post subject: Re: Pucker Up Jesus Reply with quote

"Jasmind" <bubobu@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1HCRQO5U37795.8265509259@anonymous.poster...
Quote:
After God Loving class today one of our students asked, When i die how
long
will i have to wait until i can speak to God and Jesus ? And i told Renee
that as soon as your life is ended and your in heaven God and the Lord
Jesus will with you every step of the way and with you at all times when
the need is felt in your heart. While she and i were in the shower she
asked me if i had ever kissed another women, or felt like the only person
i
could love was another women and i smiled as i kissed her and said, God
told me to love every one in the same way, and that even if the person had
a skin color i did not like or if they had bad body odor like most blacks
just look for some other reason to fulfill your sexual needs and get on
with life. The next day after Renee left i found her panties beside my
bed,
and a thank you note that said, Thank you for showing me the Lords way,
and
for loving me like one of Gods sheep.

You Christians never get the whole joke of the Bible. It calls you sheep
and you just bleet away. I really think the real writers of the Bible would
be laughing their asses off if they were alive today and saw how you idiots
actually take their disgusting fiction seriously. Pathetic...

By the way, you should not be allowed contact with children.

turk
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 10:05 am    Post subject: Re: Eastman's guide to exposing the 9-11 mass-murder frameup Reply with quote

"Arabs? We no got to show you no stinkin Arabs!"

Fake autopsy forgets to add the Arabs. Gets the passenger count
wrong.

================


STILL No Arabs On Flight 77
By Thomas R. Olmsted, MD
6-23-3


I am an ex-Naval line officer and a psychiatrist in private practice
in New Orleans, a Christian and home school dad. It troubled me that
we rushed to war on the flimsiest of evidence. I considered various
ways to provide a smoking gun as to who perpetrated Sept 11th.

Astute observers noticed right away that there were no Arabic sounding
names on any of the flight manifests of the planes that ìcrashedî Sept
11. A list of names on a piece of paper is not evidence, but an
autopsy by a pathologist is.

I undertook by FOIA request, to obtain that autopsy list of the people
on Flight 77, which hit the Pentagon. You are invited to view it
below. Guess what? Still no Arabs on the list. In my opinion, the
monsters who planned this crime made a mistake by not including Arabic
names on the original list to make the ruse seem more believable.

When airline disasters occur, airlines will routinely provide a
manifest list for anxious families. You may have noticed that even
before Sep 11th, airlines were pretty meticulous about getting an
accurate headcount before takeoff. It seems very unlikely to me that
FIVE Arabs sneaked onto a flight with weapons.

This is the list provided by American of the 56 passengers:

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2001/trade.center/victims/AA77.victims.html

On September 27th, the FBI published photos of the ìhijackersî of
Flight 77:

http://www.fbi.gov/pressrel/penttbom/aa77/77.htm

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
(AFIP), does a miraculous job and identified nearly all the bodies on
November 16th 2001. file:///C:/My%20Documents/AFIP%20ID's%20184%20of%20189.htm

The AFIP suggest these numbers:189 killed, 125 worked at the Pentagon
and 64 were ìpassengersî on the plane. The AA list only had 56 and the
list just obtained has 58. They did not explain how they were able to
tell ìvictimsî bodies from ìhijackerî bodies. In fact, from the
beginning NO explanation has been given for the extra five suggested
in news reports except that the FBI showed us the pictures to make up
the difference, and that makes it so.

Now, being the trusting sort, I figured that the government would want
to quickly dispel any rumors so we could get on with the chore of
kicking Osama/Sadaamís butt (werenít these originally two different
people?). It seemed simple to me. . .produce the names of all the
bodies identified by the AFIP and compare it with the publicized list
of passengers. So, I sent a FOIA request to the AFIP and asked for an
expedited response. Fourteen months later, a few US soldiers dead,
many Iraqi civilians pushing up daisies, and I finally get the list.
Believe me that they werenít a bit happy to give it up, and I really
have no idea why they choose now to release it.

No Arabs wound up on the morgue slab. However, three ADDITIONAL people
not listed by American Airline sneaked in. I have seen no explanation
for these extras. I did give American the opportunity to ìreviseî
their original list, but they have not responded.

The new names are: Robert Ploger, Zandra Ploger, and Sandra Teague.
The AFIP claims that the only ìpassengerî body that they were not able
to identify is the toddler, Dana Falkenberg, whose parents and young
sister are on the list of those identified.

The satanic masterminds behind this caper may be feeling pretty smug
about the perfect crime, but they have left a raft of clues tying
these unfortunates together. Stay tuned for part two for a much closer
look of the cast of characters on this ill-fated flight.

Autopsy List Flight 77 (below)

lnamefname ambrosepaul betruyeneneh boothmary jane brownbernard
burlingamecharles calleysuzanne caswellwilliam charleboisdavid
clarksarah cottomasia debeuneurejames dickensrodney dillardeddie
drozchuck edwardsbarbara falkenbergcharles falkenbergzoe fergusonjames
flaggdarlene flaggwilson gabrielrichard grayian hallstanley
heidenbergermichelle jackbryan jacobysteven judgeann kellerchandler
kennedyyvonne khannorma kincaidkaren leedong lewisjennifer
lewiskenneth mayrenee menchacadora newtonchristopher olsonbarbara
ornedoruben penningerrobert plogerrobert plogerzandra raineslisa
reubentodd sammartinojohn simmonsdiane simmonsgeorge soppermari-rae
speismanrobert steuerlenorma taylorhilda taylorleonard teaguesandra
whittingtonleslie yamnickyjohn yanceyvicki yangshuyin zhengyuguag
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 4:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Peter has Risen Reply with quote

">Parse Tree" <account@domain.extension>wrote:
Quote:

"Jasmind" <Use-Author-Supplied-Address-Header@[127.1]> wrote in message
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As the rain pours down over your tent drink in the blood you have
spilt
over the sins of your life time.


Blessed Is the Father
Blessed Is the Son
Blessed Is the Jasmind

Pratice Peace With Me
And life Eternal Is Guaranteed
Jasmind

Whoa! Phoenix, this guy probably takes more viagra than you do! Hee
hee.



You better shut your mouth before you piss off that lady and she cranks out
spell and turns your balls into peanut butter.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 7:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Peter has Risen Reply with quote

"Parse Tree" <account@domain.extension> wrote in message
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Quote:
"Jasmind" <Use-Author-Supplied-Address-Header@[127.1]> wrote in
message
news:90254d5168e829ed93f4d0a04fd6cdc0@rebleep...
As the rain pours down over your tent drink in the blood you have
spilt
over the sins of your life time.


Blessed Is the Father
Blessed Is the Son
Blessed Is the Jasmind

Pratice Peace With Me
And life Eternal Is Guaranteed
Jasmind

Whoa! Phoenix, this guy probably takes more viagra than you do!
Hee
hee.

heheheheee... what's that you were saying, about having someone
camping up your bum?
<3
P
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"Brenda G. Kent" <Use-Author-Supplied-Address-Header@[127.1]> wrote in
message news:e8d01dfcd759c986032ae94933b65005@rebleep...
Quote:
">Parse Tree" <account@domain.extension>wrote:

"Jasmind" <Use-Author-Supplied-Address-Header@[127.1]> wrote in
message
news:90254d5168e829ed93f4d0a04fd6cdc0@rebleep...
As the rain pours down over your tent drink in the blood you have
spilt
over the sins of your life time.


Blessed Is the Father
Blessed Is the Son
Blessed Is the Jasmind

Pratice Peace With Me
And life Eternal Is Guaranteed
Jasmind

Whoa! Phoenix, this guy probably takes more viagra than you do!
Hee
hee.



You better shut your mouth before you piss off that lady and she
cranks out
spell and turns your balls into peanut butter.

Heh!.. Parse is already udderlybuddery... heeheeeee..
P
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