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Jesus
The theory is that Jesus was a great and wise Roman Tribune because he is
often shown wearing a Tribune uniform and behind his head is the halo which
was actually the gold disc roman officials wore behind their heads to
indicate their rank. These were called Lumens and the dignitaries were
called Luminaries or "Wise Men".
Scan of Table Mat from mosaic in a British Roman Palace own by a Christian
Family in about 300 AD.
It is the drawing of a the Roman Tribune, Jesus who was also a Jew.
He was remembered because of His wisdom of his judgments as his job was to
judge men. Like a magistrate he was part time and was a wealthy carpenter
with a carpentry business. He lived at the Roman Palace at Capernaum
Mentioned in the Bible as "the house at Capernaum". He was a carpenters son
his father was Joseph with a family name of Aramathea, common in Palestine.
John "the Baptist" was his cousin.
"He passed a guilty man a penalty (a fine) and then paid the fine himself
the prisoner was told the benefits of honest living and those men seldom
came again before him. If a rich man came before him on a similar charge he
would double the penalty and give the money to feed the poor and needy.
People brought their broken toys and furniture to his workshop and he fixed
it then they brought their sick and he fixed those too and he brought the
dead to life and when they decided to rid the world of him he paid the
ultimate penalty but because he could afford it he returned to life and then
went back to his home in the sky from whence he came. He taught us that if a
thief takes your purse also give him your coat, if a man challenges you to a
fight (by slapping you cheek- this is a Roman custom) walk away from the
fight (by offering the other cheek- this is done by putting your finger on
the other cheek also a Roman custom), if a beggar comes to your home asking
for alms, invite him in to share your family meal, if a soldier orders you
to carry his pack for a mile, then carry it for two miles, if a man
confesses a sin to his friend then he is instantly forgiven, that is because
by confessing the sinner faces justice. He was able to create organised
matter as when he fed 5000 people from four fish and two loaves"
Did you hear the one about Jesus the Shit house keeper, he sold the urine to
the washer women down the street and the solid as a fire brick, and the one
about Jesus the brothel keeper who used to buy girls and set them free, he
was unpopular with the senators because they used to ask "where was that one
I slept with last night, the one with the round boobs, she was with
lubricious up the road, oh! you set her free - I'll get you for that". "Oh
that Jesus is always setting his slaves free, he is such a bugger".
Jesus the Fish burger salesman:
Jesus sold fish burgers from a beached boat on the sea of Galilee for 2
dinary these were fresh caught mackerel cooked on a stone and put between
bread baps fresh, as he sold them he told the story of the great kingdom
from the sky we could have if we followed his advice.
Jesus sold lattice boxes which were a form of 3 D images made from a grid of
laths of wood in a rectangular array so the intersection contained a pin
hole, behind each was an image (usually of a nude woman in a poppy field
with trees)
Since Jewish law says that graven images shall not be worshiped, he said
(these were Roman toys) that it was an image not a person there is only
paint no person. This was said to overcome he law.
Jesus the house builder: My houses are sound and well built of the best
Cedar from Lebanon and they are built here on the firm ground underlain by
rock, don't by his down the road they are two a penny but sink into the
quicksand his jerry built homes are founded on, mine may be a bit more
expensive but the will last your lifetimes.
Jesus made a remark about the wool in your head: in Hebrew the meaning is
clear "you need brains in your head not wool, idiot!"
The parable "Gilding the lily" is basically "your body is the lily and the
clothing is the gilding - show me your lily, it also means that a normal
human body cannot be improved.
He was remembered because of His wisdom of his judgments as his job was to
judge men. Like a magistrate he was part time and was a wealthy carpenter
with a carpentry business. He lived at the Roman Palace at Capernaum
Mentioned in the Bible as "the house at Capernaum". He was a carpenters son
his father was Joseph with a family name of Aramathea, common in Palestine.
John "the Baptist" was his cousin.
"Look out he's coming, Jesus the tribune is coming to judge you and your
judgement day is Friday!, Bang the drum, bang the drum, Jesus the tribune
has come to pass judgement on you, be ready for the sward of justice, bang
the drum!"
Jesus rode on a white stallion with a sward held in his right hand and the
reins of the horse in the other. There was a Centurion with his cohort of
one hundred armed men who were in front behind and on each side all carrying
their sheathed sward. Behind him were two young men carrying a banner on
poles with an inscription not unlike the picture above, that said "Tribune
Jesus". A single drummer an the left banged each Sinister step with a
drumstick (padded sound) to keep the step and the Tribune's horse on tight
rein sort of danced a bit. The procession was at walking pace and the herald
in coloured clothing would call the phrase above so that the itinerant judge
could let people know when he would arrive at the next village so that
plaintiffs could ask Jesus to pass judgement.
These courts were a ceremony where the raven (a man dressed up with a black
leather mask (remember the executioner in Britain) to hide is identity) and
the Horus (the clerk of the court also dressed in a bearskin to hide his
identity) would record the events and time and the records and ensure all
was carried out correctly according to the law.
Jesus who had a gold disk behind him (the lumen) which reflected his
authority and he would hear the evidence and if it was a death sentence it
would be carried out by Jesus at once (by the fine Damascus steel sward he
carried passed through the man's heart and as the man died Jesus would read
out the verdict).
The Raven would cut out the heart to ensure it was dead (the soul in those
days) - so they waited until it stopped beating and then the prisoners
remains were fed to ravens in a wicker cage.
Jesus was much better than the others and very few executions were carried
out and many people would try to be judged by Jesus
However Jesus is a common name so after all this time it is a bit mixed up.
People living in 300 AD knew much more than we do about him and some mosaics
dating from this time show the story of his life as a series of paintings as
inserts in the mosaic as at Bignor Roman Palace Sussex, I remember in the
black and white mosaic round the floor there is a Latin inscription
cryptically inscribed with the story of Jesus in short form.
I think he had some revolutionary ideas of social justice, like like
forgiving criminals if they confess, and making a society without social
outcasts, such as those who are sick and that the sick were not being
punished and so should be accepted as part of society and that included
those deformed or crippled. He had the novel idea that men should not be
owned but gave a survival guide for slaves and a strategy for life's success
and to live a life so that death came without guilt of having not done what
should have been done. He also dared to say that people should live at peace
and should co-operate in a mutually beneficial way. I remind you that early
Christians held their property in common and sold everything to become
members. The Roman Government was against this as their power base would be
eroded. However in later times Rome had collective farms and fisheries and
most organs of the Roman state were controlled or owned by the Emperor's
court and his Senate, in other words the Government and the Roman Empire was
centrally planned. The Pope and the Roman Emperor was held in equal power
and nearly became the same office before Rome collapsed as harvests failed
all over the empire when an asteroid hit the Earth between 500 and 600 AD
witnessed by Mahomet a Roman Christian subject in Asia minor.
My opinion of Jesus' claim to have a kingdom "not of this world" meant that
he was a visiting alien from some galactic empire and was a visiting
Astronaught and an alien life form made human by technology that also
performed the medical miracles he is said to have done. He the king of this
empire. He may have been, in fact, an android comprising a mixed biological
and technological materials. This was taught by the Gnostic Christians.
Much of the story in the Bible was selected by Paul who based his selection
of data on his theory based on the Jewish Messiah and tried to prove it, I
think Jesus did attempt to communicate the significance of his visit and his
connection with events in ancient history as it was even then.
The office of pope updated and improved the biblical texts from time to time
and much of what is passed down is fiction and wishful thinking most of
dating from around 900 AD when the second coming was expected.
The town of Nazareth was built around 900 AD to embellish the humble life
theory of Jesus of Nazareth the carpenter, he was born in the district of
Nazareth and went with his parents when he was 2 to register for the census
of the Roman Empire at that time and spent much of his early life in Egypt.
It can be ascertained that he spoke Egyptian as well as some dialect of
Hebrew and Latin a well as he is described as a scholar who could read and
write at a very early age. The humble birth was fiction as he was the son of
a carpenter and such people were wealthy at that time, as now, as everything
is made of wood.
The humble life and the humble birth stories were invented to make the idea
that a prince of heaven would come down to save as more impressive and
nearly all the teachings of the church were done to prop up the collapsing
Roman empire. The idea of immortality dates back to when man became a
sentient being around 100,000 years ago and is a consequence of our
additional segments that also make us altruistic and have knowledge of our
own inevitable death. God is kind and we live on in his memory as all
sentient beings do throughout the universe.
I am only familiar with outlines but the full details are stored in the
Vatican library and since updates are made quite often and some changes made
to the Bible throughout history, records destroyed and stories made up and
inserted. The Bible is scarcely worth reading, however the bones are there
and can be resurrected by literary research.
The Virgin Birth or God's Child is still used in those parts of the world to
save the life of a fallen women because otherwise the girl who gave birth to
an illegitimate child will be stoned to death.
The only way to be spared is to say it is a virgin birth or a child of God
and the priest (Zacharias) would tell the meeting of priests (Rabbi) (called
by a special name in Israel - held in the Synagogue) that she was blessed
with God's Child or a Holy child in which case there was no punishment and
she could then marry normally (we all know that this usually meant that the
biological father claimed his girl or that another man could take her).
There are many people like this, and we often refer to illegitimate children
as "God's child". This is confusing for the child and not understood by some
adult especially religious nuts.
Jesus married under Roman Law a fallen woman Mary (forbidden under Jewish
Law) and lived in the Roman Palace of Capernaum which has been excavated.
In his carpentry business (he employed slaves but treated them well and gave
them their freedom (he forgave them)) but people who came to his workshop to
get their broken chairs and toys found he could fix people as well, he could
heal the sick, cure the lame make the blind to see and bring the dead to
life. His fame spread far and wide and he taught a better way of life.
People who follow his way of life are blessed with friends and good fortune
and die having lived their life as well as they could.
The fear of death brought about by sentience is the problem all human being
have because we will all get there. Fear of dying keeps us alive but a
paranoid fear gives rise to religion.
Priests of any religion tell fairy stories that are so nice that people
believe them and do so violently and most recent wars have been about this.
Priests make money and take power by these fairy stories but most are so
terrified of dying that they study death to get a foretaste to see if it is
"ok".
Some people fear it so much that they want go there because the priests
tells them they will be alive when they are dead and it is a better state of
beauty and peace. So suicide is a quick way of getting there.
Others spend their whole lives in prayer and starvation suffering
flagellating themselves so they live in this palace they believe in.
Jesus said "it is life that counts, not death, if you spend your life
awaiting its end you will not have a life at all"
Take Jesus' advice and lead each day like it was you last... for tomorrow we
die.
"Do not worship death, it is life that counts"
"live a life that is the best you can and you will have friends and health
and happiness for you have caused no pain - give to others because that is
our society one of co-operation and mutualism not fighting over what 'i got'
by doing this you will become wealthy, if a man wants money give him twice
what he asks in that way your enemy may become your friend and together you
will have four times as much each".
The religion of Jesus is about life and the fullness of life. Forget about
death it will come in its time and when the time comes you will suffer no
regret of things not done or failed to be undone.
I believe this known as "Gnostic Christianity".
He paid the ultimate penalty but could afford it and came back from the dead
then returned to his home in the sky from whence he came.
He did come back and continued to teach but they did not know him because
"no one returns from the dead".
He did say who he was so they viscously scarred him to prove he was not but
his teachings are in Hebrews and he went on to found the Gnostic church with
his Brother James. The story his ship of space is given in revelations by
John, another brother but coded mystically so that one day it would be
understood, when came to understand the science of space travel.
His Wife and Family were on the wanted list and with Lazarus they took a
Roman Galley to Cyprus and she and the family went on to Rome and continued
their lives in obscurity and anonymity.
He is alleged to have had a normal sized family for a man of his estate,
which means several both sons and daughters as contraception was unknown.
If I remember learned this as a poem when I was a child in another tradition
of Christianity in another language that I no longer speak and the place
began "Basilica of ...." It might have been Novosibirsk.
The teaching that he was "God" or "God's Son" did not appear until 300 AD
with a Roman Bishop of Antioch (I may be wrong on this) who thought of it
first. He had never been to Palestine.
Some ancient texts indicate he knew physics and astronomy and was familiar
with the beginning and end of the universe (big bang - big crunch) and that
a new universe would emerge from the ashes of the old.
I will not review contactee stories where "men from space" have been
misinterpreted as Jesus or his second coming. Remember "Nature red in tooth
and claw" - all over the universe.
Jesus is the supreme commander of the galactic empire and is the head of the
Galaxy. He founded the empire a long time ago and is believed to have been
sent by God to civilise the sentient beings of the Universe.
God loves a sentient being and so gives us a place to go when we die.
The aliens have religion not unlike Christianity because Jesus taught them
too.
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