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Johnny, Don't Take Your Love To Town - Scumbag McCain Cheats
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:10 am    Post subject: Johnny, Don't Take Your Love To Town - Scumbag McCain Cheats Reply with quote

To the tune of "Ruby"

You dressed in your finest garb to see your beer heir
Johnny are you comptemplating going out somewhere
The shadows on the wall tell me the sun is going down
Oh Johnny, don't take your love to town.

It wasn't me that started that old crazy Asian war,
But I was proud that you did your patriotic chore,
And yes, it's true that I am not the woman I used to be,
Oh Johnny, I still need some company

It's hard to love a woman whose legs are bent and paralyzed
And the wants and needs of a man your age really I realize,
But your marriage vows that you should honor should keep you around,
Oh Johnny, don't take your love to town.

He's leaving now cause I just heard the slamming of the door,
The way I know I heard it slam one hundred times before,
It makes me sad that you dumped me for that beer heiress you just
found,
Oh Johnny, don't take your love to town.

Oh Johnny, for God's sake, turn around

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I want to know how the fundamentalists can support a cretin like this
whose cheated on his first wife, who disowned his marriage vows (for
better or for worse) and who treated his first wife like a piece of
garbage, throwing her out when she was no longer useful
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