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Moslem cartoon character · Guest

TEData Jordan - the ISP of choice for shitskin moslem Fartass Jewad who
left Canada to attend a terrorist training camp in Jordan - now
posting with dial-up BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOW TO BECOME A SHITSKIN MOSLEM - this is how: fuck goats, fuck your
mother (nikomak), molest children, wear a beekeepers outfit all the
time, never shower or bath, beat your wives, learn terrorist activities
at a maddrassa, wipe your ass with stones, sell the donkey you fucked to
a nearby village, marry a nine year-old , send your child off to an
indoctrination camp, practice thighing with little kids, ............
Practice all those and you too could become a prophet !!

Elif air ab tizak mohammad !!!!

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ipcisa@yebo.co.za
politicsIranian@googlegroups.com
jamiat@islamsa.org.za
dsirc@mweb.co.za
arah1958@gmail.com
jamiatmp@lantic.co.za
sanha-kzn@sanha.org.za
sanha-gp@sanha.org.za
sanha-cpt@sanha.org.za
helpline@sanha.org.za
islamwayoflife@googlegroups.com
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kangarooistan8 · Guest

On Oct 21, 6:36 am, kangarooistan <kangarooist...@gmail.com> wrote:
The Stock Market Explained…its a hybrid cross between gambling and a
scam , either way you lose, unless you are a crim, but at least there
is a happy ending that makes it all worth while in the end
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the
villagers that he would buy monkeys for £10 each. The villagers,
seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest,
and started catching them.

kangarooistan · Guest

The Stock Market Explained…its a hybrid cross between gambling and a
scam , either way you lose, unless you are a crim, but at least there
is a happy ending that makes it all worth while in the end

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the
villagers that he would buy monkeys for £10 each. The villagers,
seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest,
and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at £10 and as supply started to diminish,
the villagers stopped their effort. He then announced that he would
now buy at £20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back
to their farms. The offer increased to £25 each and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey,
let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at £50. However,
since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would
now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, “Look at
all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will
sell them to you at £35 and when the man returns from the city, you
can sell them to him for £50 each.”

The villagers hurried round with their savings and bought all the
monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant again, only bloody
monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

best read up on how the story has a happy ending

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_Revolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Revolution

kangarooistan · Guest

The Stock Market Explained…its a hybrid cross between gambling and a
scam , either way you lose, unless you are a crim, but at least there
is a happy ending that makes it all worth while in the end

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the
villagers that he would buy monkeys for £10 each. The villagers,
seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest,
and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at £10 and as supply started to diminish,
the villagers stopped their effort. He then announced that he would
now buy at £20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back
to their farms. The offer increased to £25 each and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey,
let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at £50. However,
since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would
now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, “Look at
all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will
sell them to you at £35 and when the man returns from the city, you
can sell them to him for £50 each.”

The villagers hurried round with their savings and bought all the
monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant again, only bloody
monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

best read up on how the story has a happy ending

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_Revolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Revolution

kangarooistan · Guest

The Stock Market Explained…its a hybrid cross between gambling and a
scam , either way you lose, unless you are a crim, but at least there
is a happy ending that makes it all worth while in the end

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the
villagers that he would buy monkeys for £10 each. The villagers,
seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest,
and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at £10 and as supply started to diminish,
the villagers stopped their effort. He then announced that he would
now buy at £20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back
to their farms. The offer increased to £25 each and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey,
let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at £50. However,
since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would
now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, “Look at
all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will
sell them to you at £35 and when the man returns from the city, you
can sell them to him for £50 each.”

The villagers hurried round with their savings and bought all the
monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant again, only bloody
monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

best read up on how the story has a happy ending

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_Revolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Revolution

Marvin Barley · Guest

On Oct 20, 10:42 pm, Moslem cartoon character mohammed was a
paedophile 6th century warlord who cooked up a false religion in order
to supplement brutality as a means of bringing people under subjection
<kangarooistan6@.gmail.com> wrote:

kangarooistan · Guest

The Stock Market Explained…its a hybrid cross between gambling and a
scam , either way you lose, unless you are a crim, but at least there
is a happy ending that makes it all worth while in the end

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the
villagers that he would buy monkeys for £10 each. The villagers,
seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest,
and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at £10 and as supply started to diminish,
the villagers stopped their effort. He then announced that he would
now buy at £20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back
to their farms. The offer increased to £25 each and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey,
let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at £50. However,
since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would
now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, “Look at
all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will
sell them to you at £35 and when the man returns from the city, you
can sell them to him for £50 each.”

The villagers hurried round with their savings and bought all the
monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant again, only bloody
monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

best read up on how the story has a happy ending

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_Revolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Revolution

kangarooistan · Guest

The Stock Market Explained…its a hybrid cross between gambling and a
scam , either way you lose, unless you are a crim, but at least there
is a happy ending that makes it all worth while in the end

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the
villagers that he would buy monkeys for £10 each. The villagers,
seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest,
and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at £10 and as supply started to diminish,
the villagers stopped their effort. He then announced that he would
now buy at £20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back
to their farms. The offer increased to £25 each and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey,
let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at £50. However,
since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would
now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, “Look at
all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will
sell them to you at £35 and when the man returns from the city, you
can sell them to him for £50 each.”

The villagers hurried round with their savings and bought all the
monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant again, only bloody
monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

best read up on how the story has a happy ending

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_Revolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Revolution

Moslem cartoon character · Guest