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Victor
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 Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 11:56 pm Post subject: SATANIC SPECIAL OLYMPICS |
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So this is the notorious alt.McSatanism! I think I would like some
fries with extra GREASE scraped from every sweaty, morbidly obese
dorks ass-crack please.
Have you ever heard of FUN? GOOD TIMES? Turn that frown upside-down!
SMILE, DARN YA' SMILE! Life's too short to be worrying about Lord
Egans hemmerhoids, Tani Whateverthefucks swoolen ankles, or the latest
developments in the Secret Society of The Underground Coven's Bar
Mitzvah foreskin hack attack.
But I suppose some people JUST CAN'T GO ON LIVING without wallowing in
all of this IMPORTANT INFORMATION. You just gotta immerse youself in
it. It is your security blanket. Satanic McCalgon TAKE ME AWAY! Cusion
me from reality and let the bullshit never stop, for I know not what I
would do if I ever found my prick buried under all those massive
manatee-like folds of greasy cellulite dimpled flesh!
Sing that gospel! What you are doing is truly important! And don't
forget to "indulge" your uber-satanic fleshly desires in a super-sized
bucket of KFC and a call to 1-900-FUCK-A-SLUT later tonight!
Heil McSatan!
*Brought to you by the Church of Mt. Ever-Rest |
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Victor
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| Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 12:09 pm Post subject: Re: SATANIC SPECIAL OLYMPICS |
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Who said I was filled with anger?
I am FILLED with LOVE.
Love, love, loveliness and laughter forever and ever amen.
Get into the groove. Mt Ever-Rest is where it's AT.
Your friend,
Pristene Condition |
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