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Codebreaker
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:54 pm    Post subject: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.
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We, we have a God and that is not the dollar of IRS
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Cary Kittrell
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:56 pm    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
In article <95ab616f-4198-4b95-85a4-cedce1f1cccc@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> Codebreaker <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> writes:

Quote:
All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.


Did you file a return? If not, no check.



-- cary
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:57 pm    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
On Aug 19, 4:54 pm, Codebreaker <Codebrea...@bigsecret.com> wrote:
Quote:
All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?

ROFLMAO! Don't spend it all at the liquor store...

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
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William Wingstedt
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:04 am    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:56:23 +0000 (UTC), cary@afone.as.arizona.edu
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:

Quote:
In article <95ab616f-4198-4b95-85a4-cedce1f1cccc@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> Codebreaker <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> writes:

All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.


Did you file a return? If not, no check.

....or, maybe the income was above the qualification threshhold.

Quote:



-- cary
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Guest
PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:30 am    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
On Aug 19, 10:14 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
Quote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, c...@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary Kittrell)
wrote:

In article
95ab616f-4198-4b95-85a4-cedce1f1c...@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com
Codebreaker <Codebrea...@bigsecret.com> writes:

All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.

Did you file a return?  If not, no check.

I refused to stimulate the economy (as if $1500 was going to stimulate the
economy).  I put mine in my money market account.

I had entertained myself for a month telling my rightie acquaintences
that I was going to start a savings account with it....but then the
washer and dryer *both* died, and I ended up spending it anyway.
Grrrr. Was it Lennon that said "..life's what happens while you're
busy making other plans.."?

<smacking forehead on new appliances>

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
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Douglas Berry
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:56 am    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:54:55 -0700 (PDT) Codebreaker
<Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> carved the following into the hard stone
of alt.atheism
Quote:
All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.

Why are you asking us?

http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=179181,00.html

First question: Did you file a tax return for 2007? If not, you don't
get a check. Also, if your income was outside certain limits, no check
for you.
--

Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
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Uncle Vic
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:13 am    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
One fine day in alt.atheism, Codebreaker <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote:

Quote:
All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.
----------
We, we have a God and that is not the dollar of IRS


They donated it to your church, didn't you know? They thought you'd prefer
that.

--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Separator of Church and Reason.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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Uncle Vic
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:14 am    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
One fine day in alt.atheism, cary@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary Kittrell)
wrote:

Quote:
In article
95ab616f-4198-4b95-85a4-cedce1f1cccc@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com
Codebreaker <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> writes:

All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.


Did you file a return? If not, no check.


I refused to stimulate the economy (as if $1500 was going to stimulate the
economy). I put mine in my money market account.

--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Separator of Church and Reason.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:18 am    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
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Douglas Berry wrote:
| On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:54:55 -0700 (PDT) Codebreaker
| <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> carved the following into the hard stone
| of alt.atheism
|> All knowing and Powerful IRS
|> When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
|> Looking forward to hearing from you.
|
| Why are you asking us?
|
| http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=179181,00.html
|
| First question: Did you file a tax return for 2007? If not, you don't
| get a check. Also, if your income was outside certain limits, no check
| for you.
|
Codfucker, file a tax return?

Why that's only for atheists and little people, don't ya know. ;-)

- --
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Cary Kittrell
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:04 pm    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
In article <Xns9AFFC3C69C977vicmanŽ.196.97.131> Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> writes:
Quote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, cary@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary Kittrell)
wrote:

In article
95ab616f-4198-4b95-85a4-cedce1f1cccc@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com
Codebreaker <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> writes:

All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.


Did you file a return? If not, no check.


I refused to stimulate the economy (as if $1500 was going to stimulate the
economy). I put mine in my money market account.

Well, yeah...but our Codie needs every penny he can get
to underwrite his campaign for the Presidency.


-- cary
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Codebreaker
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:26 pm    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
On Aug 20, 11:04 am, c...@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary Kittrell) wrote:
Quote:
In article <Xns9AFFC3C69C977vicmanŽ.196.97.131> Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> writes:





One fine day in alt.atheism, c...@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary Kittrell)
wrote:

In article
95ab616f-4198-4b95-85a4-cedce1f1c...@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com
Codebreaker <Codebrea...@bigsecret.com> writes:

All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.

Did you file a return?  If not, no check.

I refused to stimulate the economy (as if $1500 was going to stimulate the
economy).  I put mine in my money market account.

Well, yeah...but our Codie needs every penny he can get
to underwrite his campaign for the Presidency.


I am expecting at least $1800. Is this enough money to
support my campaign? Hmmmmmmmm...
Which country are you living in? Mexico?


Quote:

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Codebreaker
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:29 pm    Post subject: An Open Letter To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
On Aug 19, 9:56 pm, Douglas Berry <penguin_...@mindOBVIOUSspring.com>
wrote:
Quote:
On  Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:54:55 -0700 (PDT) Codebreaker
Codebrea...@bigsecret.com> carved the following into the hard stone
of alt.atheism

All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.

Why are you asking us?


Because IRS Almighty was set up with
atheistic mind...



Quote:

http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=179181,00.html

First question: Did you file a tax return for 2007? If not, you don't
get a check. Also, if your income was outside certain limits, no check
for you.
--

Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
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Cary Kittrell
Guest
PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:32 pm    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
In article <0a7af5aa-1b2a-4ecc-89bc-4ab9794a3c62@w7g2000hsa.googlegroups.com> Codebreaker <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> writes:
Quote:
On Aug 20, 11:04=A0am, c...@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <Xns9AFFC3C69C977vicman=8E.196.97.131> Uncle Vic <addr...@with=
held.com> writes:





One fine day in alt.atheism, c...@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary Kittrell)
wrote:

In article
95ab616f-4198-4b95-85a4-cedce1f1c...@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com
Codebreaker <Codebrea...@bigsecret.com> writes:

All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.

Did you file a return? =A0If not, no check.

I refused to stimulate the economy (as if $1500 was going to stimulate =
the
economy). =A0I put mine in my money market account.

Well, yeah...but our Codie needs every penny he can get
to underwrite his campaign for the Presidency.


I am expecting at least $1800. Is this enough money to
support my campaign? Hmmmmmmmm...

Given your chances?

Absolutely.

With change left over.


But back to my question: did you file your income tax report
this year, or not. If "not", then you won't be getting a return.


-- cary

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Which country are you living in? Mexico?



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Codebreaker
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:38 pm    Post subject: An Open Letter To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
On Aug 19, 10:13 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
Quote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, Codebreaker <Codebrea...@bigsecret.com> wrote:

All knowing and Powerful IRS
When are you going to send me my economic stimulus check?
Looking forward to hearing from you.
----------
We, we have a God and that is not the dollar of IRS

They donated it to your church, didn't you know?  They thought you'd prefer
that.

Is this what the Constitution says?
So much for your fucking separation of Church and State.



Quote:

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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Separator of Church and Reason.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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Cary Kittrell
Guest
PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:28 pm    Post subject: Re: To IRS Almighty Reply with quote
In article <48AC9937.94069B6E@nospam.net> Leo Marx <LeoMarx@nospam.net> writes:
Quote:
Codebreaker wrote:


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We, we have a God and that is not the dollar of IRS

Sure it is. In god we trust is on the almighty dollar and our coins.
Jesus freaks put it there even though it violates the Constitution.

More amusingly, so many Christians want God's name on our money,
in utter disregard of Jesus' attitude towards such things.


-- cary
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