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Question:
Passing gas (farting) problem please help?
If you don't eat for awhile and you get hungry, and then when you eat again,
and after a little bit, do you pass gas a lot? Like if you don't eat and you
stay hungry for an hour or two, and then you eat after one or two hours, do
you pass a lot or more gas?
John's response (voted Best Answer)
Some foods make you fart more than other things do.
However, this was recently dealt with extensively on Oprah by her "staff
MD". Turns out, it's a VERY IMPORTANT aspect of bowel health to fart some
10-15 times daily.
Since we all do it, it's more rational that we accept that FACT and stop
being so embarrassed about it. I'm sure you could wear stuff in your
underwear up next to your "exit" that would muffle the sound. (I have never
learned to muffle it. One of my most embarrassing moments ever was farting
so loud in church one Sunday that all 300 of my friends in '"Single's Sunday
School" heard it.)
You could take something like "Beano" which supposedly breaks up the gas
before it "erupts" from the exit. BUT, do you really want to INTERFERE with
a process that keeps us healthy?
Focus-- if you can-- on trying several things (clinching your buttocks
around the gas), sitting down, backing away from any "audience", and don't
try so hard to interfere with nature.
At the "other end", I see people going to pains to stop themselves from
sneezing. I see people grab their noses and pinch, and what should be a "Ka
CHOOOOOO!" becomes a "rp". That is VERY dangerous.
I am betting trying to eliminate your farts is also not a good idea.
I'm betting the same screwballs who think farting is "not feminine" are the
screwballs who think body hair on women is not feminine." Hey! Both hair AND
gas are NATURAL.
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Scout Lady wrote:
| Quote: | Question:
Passing gas (farting) problem please help?
If you don't eat for awhile and you get hungry, and then when you eat again,
and after a little bit, do you pass gas a lot? Like if you don't eat and you
stay hungry for an hour or two, and then you eat after one or two hours, do
you pass a lot or more gas?
John's response (voted Best Answer)
Some foods make you fart more than other things do.
However, this was recently dealt with extensively on Oprah by her "staff
MD". Turns out, it's a VERY IMPORTANT aspect of bowel health to fart some
10-15 times daily.
Since we all do it, it's more rational that we accept that FACT and stop
being so embarrassed about it. I'm sure you could wear stuff in your
underwear up next to your "exit" that would muffle the sound. (I have never
learned to muffle it. One of my most embarrassing moments ever was farting
so loud in church one Sunday that all 300 of my friends in '"Single's Sunday
School" heard it.)
You could take something like "Beano" which supposedly breaks up the gas
before it "erupts" from the exit. BUT, do you really want to INTERFERE with
a process that keeps us healthy?
Focus-- if you can-- on trying several things (clinching your buttocks
around the gas), sitting down, backing away from any "audience", and don't
try so hard to interfere with nature.
At the "other end", I see people going to pains to stop themselves from
sneezing. I see people grab their noses and pinch, and what should be a "Ka
CHOOOOOO!" becomes a "rp". That is VERY dangerous.
I am betting trying to eliminate your farts is also not a good idea.
I'm betting the same screwballs who think farting is "not feminine" are the
screwballs who think body hair on women is not feminine." Hey! Both hair AND
gas are NATURAL.
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Hey, this is the same guy who thinks it's perfectly-natural for |
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john w
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:33 am Post subject: Re: You got questions, John W has the answers |
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On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:21:11 -0400, "Scout Lady"
<scoutlady@nospam4me.net> wrote:
© 2008 John D Weatherly all rights reserved; no portion of this post
may be used anywhere else without written permission of the author.
| Quote: | Question:
Passing gas (farting) problem please help?
If you don't eat for awhile and you get hungry, and then when you eat again,
and after a little bit, do you pass gas a lot? Like if you don't eat and you
stay hungry for an hour or two, and then you eat after one or two hours, do
you pass a lot or more gas?
John's response (voted Best Answer)
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???? This was me? You're so sure?
I continue to wonder what about me is so IMPORTANT (you all keep
saying I'm a "nothing"),
that you continue to look for stuff about me.
you make me feel like a darn celebrity!
| Quote: |
Some foods make you fart more than other things do.
However, this was recently dealt with extensively on Oprah by her "staff
MD". Turns out, it's a VERY IMPORTANT aspect of bowel health to fart some
10-15 times daily.
Since we all do it, it's more rational that we accept that FACT and stop
being so embarrassed about it. I'm sure you could wear stuff in your
underwear up next to your "exit" that would muffle the sound. (I have never
learned to muffle it. One of my most embarrassing moments ever was farting
so loud in church one Sunday that all 300 of my friends in '"Single's Sunday
School" heard it.)
You could take something like "Beano" which supposedly breaks up the gas
before it "erupts" from the exit. BUT, do you really want to INTERFERE with
a process that keeps us healthy?
Focus-- if you can-- on trying several things (clinching your buttocks
around the gas), sitting down, backing away from any "audience", and don't
try so hard to interfere with nature.
At the "other end", I see people going to pains to stop themselves from
sneezing. I see people grab their noses and pinch, and what should be a "Ka
CHOOOOOO!" becomes a "rp". That is VERY dangerous.
I am betting trying to eliminate your farts is also not a good idea.
I'm betting the same screwballs who think farting is "not feminine" are the
screwballs who think body hair on women is not feminine." Hey! Both hair AND
gas are NATURAL.
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Mike Painter
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On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:21:11 -0400, "Scout Lady"
scoutlady@nospam4me.net> wrote:
© 2008 John D Weatherly all rights reserved; no portion of this post
may be used anywhere else without written permission of the author.
Question:
Passing gas (farting) problem please help?
If you don't eat for awhile and you get hungry, and then when you
eat again, and after a little bit, do you pass gas a lot? Like if
you don't eat and you stay hungry for an hour or two, and then you
eat after one or two hours, do you pass a lot or more gas?
John's response (voted Best Answer)
???? This was me? You're so sure?
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Most of us have mastered the simple task of cutting and pasting from your
posts as well as the ability to remember enough to look up the information.
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I continue to wonder what about me is so IMPORTANT (you all keep
saying I'm a "nothing"),
that you continue to look for stuff about me.
you make me feel like a darn celebrity!
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I'm sure that getting any attention is better than none. |
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john w
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On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:02:47 -0700, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
© 2008 John D Weatherly all rights reserved; no portion of this post
may be used anywhere else without written permission of the author.
| Quote: | x-no-archive: yes
On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:21:11 -0400, "Scout Lady"
scoutlady@nospam4me.net> wrote:
© 2008 John D Weatherly all rights reserved; no portion of this post
may be used anywhere else without written permission of the author.
Question:
Passing gas (farting) problem please help?
If you don't eat for awhile and you get hungry, and then when you
eat again, and after a little bit, do you pass gas a lot? Like if
you don't eat and you stay hungry for an hour or two, and then you
eat after one or two hours, do you pass a lot or more gas?
John's response (voted Best Answer)
???? This was me? You're so sure?
Most of us have mastered the simple task of cutting and pasting from your
posts as well as the ability to remember enough to look up the information.
I continue to wonder what about me is so IMPORTANT (you all keep
saying I'm a "nothing"),
that you continue to look for stuff about me.
you make me feel like a darn celebrity!
I'm sure that getting any attention is better than none.
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^ ^ ^^ ^ I've commented several times (as have others) that you're
obviously in here for all the ATTENTION.
You obviously don't get enough.
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Scout Lady
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject: Re: You got questions, John W has the answers |
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"john w @yahoo.com>" <j<no> wrote in message
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On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:21:11 -0400, "Scout Lady"
scoutlady@nospam4me.net> wrote:
© 2008 John D Weatherly all rights reserved; no portion of this post
may be used anywhere else without written permission of the author.
Question:
Passing gas (farting) problem please help?
If you don't eat for awhile and you get hungry, and then when you eat
again,
and after a little bit, do you pass gas a lot? Like if you don't eat and
you
stay hungry for an hour or two, and then you eat after one or two hours,
do
you pass a lot or more gas?
John's response (voted Best Answer)
???? This was me? You're so sure?
Question: |
Can I get some help from an experienced writer?
If you are an experienced writer, will you allow me to e-mail my very short
peice to you for some in-depth criteque? I don't want to post it here, but I
will share with a few people through e-mail. I want to know how to improve
my skills.
John's Answer:
Hi, xoxo!
I'm John. I'm the one who answered you earlier, gave you the advice you
liked, only you didn't send me your story! (I said I'm not "free.")
I made a boo boo. "Sorry!"
I AM glad you re-posted! You're still determined! (that's VERY Good; getting
published is HARD work, and it's not for sissies. BUT, if you start getting
paychecks... it pays off!)
I'll HAPPILYlook at your bit of writing for free! (didn't realize you're a
grade-schooler. (and that bit gets me VERY excited)
(I just did a free re-write for someone else, once I found out he was a
"grade-schooler") Oh! By "grade-schooler," I mean "K-12."
If I can encourage children (as I was encouraged) to crank it up, and become
professionals!
Hey! The world can ALWAYS use another good writer!
Send me your stuff! Even if you've sent it to 5 other people!
I'll read it free of charge! (you can't get too many opinions)
And unlike many wannabes, I actually have been published and made money at
it.
Warning: If you aren't good, I won't lie. BUT, if you have potential...
(and, nothing makes you write more like telling you you're good)
I'll also offer to coach you, if you have any real talent. |
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JohnH
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject: Re: You got questions, John W has the answers |
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john w <j wrote:
| Quote: | x-no-archive: yes
On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:21:11 -0400, "Scout Lady"
scoutlady@nospam4me.net> wrote:
© 2008 John D Weatherly all rights reserved; no portion of this post
may be used anywhere else without written permission of the author.
Question:
Passing gas (farting) problem please help?
If you don't eat for awhile and you get hungry, and then when you eat again,
and after a little bit, do you pass gas a lot? Like if you don't eat and you
stay hungry for an hour or two, and then you eat after one or two hours, do
you pass a lot or more gas?
John's response (voted Best Answer)
???? This was me? You're so sure?
Oh, it's you, alright.
I continue to wonder what about me is so IMPORTANT (you all keep
saying I'm a "nothing"),
that you continue to look for stuff about me.
Don't you ever read your own posts? Oh, that's right, you've claimed to |
be dyslectic, now haven't you? (Regardless, you're not missing much,
anyway.)
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you make me feel like a darn celebrity!
Well, you are mentally-unstable, after all.
Some foods make you fart more than other things do.
However, this was recently dealt with extensively on Oprah by her "staff
MD". Turns out, it's a VERY IMPORTANT aspect of bowel health to fart some
10-15 times daily.
Since we all do it, it's more rational that we accept that FACT and stop
being so embarrassed about it. I'm sure you could wear stuff in your
underwear up next to your "exit" that would muffle the sound. (I have never
learned to muffle it. One of my most embarrassing moments ever was farting
so loud in church one Sunday that all 300 of my friends in '"Single's Sunday
School" heard it.)
You could take something like "Beano" which supposedly breaks up the gas
before it "erupts" from the exit. BUT, do you really want to INTERFERE with
a process that keeps us healthy?
Focus-- if you can-- on trying several things (clinching your buttocks
around the gas), sitting down, backing away from any "audience", and don't
try so hard to interfere with nature.
At the "other end", I see people going to pains to stop themselves from
sneezing. I see people grab their noses and pinch, and what should be a "Ka
CHOOOOOO!" becomes a "rp". That is VERY dangerous.
I am betting trying to eliminate your farts is also not a good idea.
I'm betting the same screwballs who think farting is "not feminine" are the
screwballs who think body hair on women is not feminine." Hey! Both hair AND
gas are NATURAL.
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On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:50:35 -0400, "Scout Lady"
<scoutlady@nospam4me.net> wrote:
© 2008 John D Weatherly all rights reserved; no portion of this post
may be used anywhere else without written permission of the author.
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"john w @yahoo.com>" <j<no> wrote in message
news:73bna4lfskha5ue8s74dqv72ip92nmac0f@4ax.com...
x-no-archive: yes
On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:21:11 -0400, "Scout Lady"
scoutlady@nospam4me.net> wrote:
© 2008 John D Weatherly all rights reserved; no portion of this post
may be used anywhere else without written permission of the author.
Question:
Passing gas (farting) problem please help?
If you don't eat for awhile and you get hungry, and then when you eat
again,
and after a little bit, do you pass gas a lot? Like if you don't eat and
you
stay hungry for an hour or two, and then you eat after one or two hours,
do
you pass a lot or more gas?
John's response (voted Best Answer)
???? This was me? You're so sure?
Question:
Can I get some help from an experienced writer?
If you are an experienced writer, will you allow me to e-mail my very short
peice to you for some in-depth criteque? I don't want to post it here, but I
will share with a few people through e-mail. I want to know how to improve
my skills.
Are you trying to make a point? |
Other than that anything I put up ANYWHERE, or anything any John
Weatherly puts up, you'll hunt down and post someplace else?
Classy!
SL, you remain a low-life BITCH.
(but, I'm betting you are very well aware of that.)
| Quote: | John's Answer:
Hi, xoxo!
I'm John. I'm the one who answered you earlier, gave you the advice you
liked, only you didn't send me your story! (I said I'm not "free.")
I made a boo boo. "Sorry!"
I AM glad you re-posted! You're still determined! (that's VERY Good; getting
published is HARD work, and it's not for sissies. BUT, if you start getting
paychecks... it pays off!)
I'll HAPPILYlook at your bit of writing for free! (didn't realize you're a
grade-schooler. (and that bit gets me VERY excited)
(I just did a free re-write for someone else, once I found out he was a
"grade-schooler") Oh! By "grade-schooler," I mean "K-12."
If I can encourage children (as I was encouraged) to crank it up, and become
professionals!
Hey! The world can ALWAYS use another good writer!
Send me your stuff! Even if you've sent it to 5 other people!
I'll read it free of charge! (you can't get too many opinions)
And unlike many wannabes, I actually have been published and made money at
it.
Warning: If you aren't good, I won't lie. BUT, if you have potential...
(and, nothing makes you write more like telling you you're good)
I'll also offer to coach you, if you have any real talent.
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On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:15:26 -0400, JohnH <JohnH@nospam.com> wrote:
© 2008 John D Weatherly all rights reserved; no portion of this post
may be used anywhere else without written permission of the author.
| Quote: | john w <j wrote:
x-no-archive: yes
On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:21:11 -0400, "Scout Lady"
scoutlady@nospam4me.net> wrote:
© 2008 John D Weatherly all rights reserved; no portion of this post
may be used anywhere else without written permission of the author.
Question:
Passing gas (farting) problem please help?
If you don't eat for awhile and you get hungry, and then when you eat again,
and after a little bit, do you pass gas a lot? Like if you don't eat and you
stay hungry for an hour or two, and then you eat after one or two hours, do
you pass a lot or more gas?
John's response (voted Best Answer)
???? This was me? You're so sure?
Oh, it's you, alright.
I continue to wonder what about me is so IMPORTANT (you all keep
saying I'm a "nothing"),
that you continue to look for stuff about me.
Don't you ever read your own posts? Oh, that's right, you've claimed to
be dyslectic, now haven't you? (Regardless, you're not missing much,
anyway.)
you make me feel like a darn celebrity!
Well, you are mentally-unstable, after all.
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^ ^ So are you, J H, now was there a point?
No?
I didn't think so.
john w
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| Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:19 am Post subject: Re: You got questions, John W has the answers |
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On Aug 19, 12:21 pm, "Scout Lady" <scoutl...@nospam4me.net> wrote:
| Quote: | Question:
Passing gas (farting) problem please help?
If you don't eat for awhile and you get hungry, and then when you eat again,
and after a little bit, do you pass gas a lot? Like if you don't eat and you
stay hungry for an hour or two, and then you eat after one or two hours, do
you pass a lot or more gas?
John's response (voted Best Answer)
Some foods make you fart more than other things do.
However, this was recently dealt with extensively on Oprah by her "staff
MD". Turns out, it's a VERY IMPORTANT aspect of bowel health to fart some
10-15 times daily.
Since we all do it, it's more rational that we accept that FACT and stop
being so embarrassed about it. I'm sure you could wear stuff in your
underwear up next to your "exit" that would muffle the sound. (I have never
learned to muffle it. One of my most embarrassing moments ever was farting
so loud in church one Sunday that all 300 of my friends in '"Single's Sunday
School" heard it.)
You could take something like "Beano" which supposedly breaks up the gas
before it "erupts" from the exit. BUT, do you really want to INTERFERE with
a process that keeps us healthy?
Focus-- if you can-- on trying several things (clinching your buttocks
around the gas), sitting down, backing away from any "audience", and don't
try so hard to interfere with nature.
At the "other end", I see people going to pains to stop themselves from
sneezing. I see people grab their noses and pinch, and what should be a "Ka
CHOOOOOO!" becomes a "rp". That is VERY dangerous.
I am betting trying to eliminate your farts is also not a good idea.
I'm betting the same screwballs who think farting is "not feminine" are the
screwballs who think body hair on women is not feminine." Hey! Both hair AND
gas are NATURAL.
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I like this one: |
Question: Who is usually the giver in a relationship?
Answer: I can't be 10 feet tall. I stop at 5' 10. I can't be a 275
pound linebacker. I'm a mere 190. I can't be a rocket scientist; I'm
a poet. But I can give everything I have to give, and you better be
willing to reciprocate. If you won't, "sayonara, baby!"
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Blatant lies: Mr. 5'10 is actually mr. 5'2"; MR. 190 is actually ms.
130; Mr. Sensitive Poet is actually Sleazy Porn-Purveyor; Mr. "I-can-
give-everything-I-have-to-give is actually Mr. "I-live-off-the-
government-so-I-have-nothing-to-give, and you better plan on letting
me do what I want or I'll put a gun to your head. If you won't,
"sayonara, b***h!"
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| Quote: | "john w @yahoo.com>" <j<no> wrote in message
(didn't realize you're a grade-schooler. (and that bit gets me VERY
excited)
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Yikes 
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Robyn
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"john w @yahoo.com>" <j<no> whined:
| Quote: | Other than that anything I put up ANYWHERE, or anything any John
Weatherly puts up, you'll hunt down and post someplace else?
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Maybe you'll eventually learn to be a bit more careful, but I think you're
too stupid.
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Resident Witchypoo
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"john w @yahoo.com>" <j<no> lied:
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^ ^ ^^ ^ I've commented several times (as have others)
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Liar. Who else besides you has babbled at Mike?
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A celebrity is usually an idiot.
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On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:52:52 -0700, john w <j<no>@yahoo.com> wrote:
| Quote: | Well, you are mentally-unstable, after all.
^ ^ So are you, J H, now was there a point?
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Thanks for admitting you are mentally unstable.
Bue we already knew that. |
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